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I'll give everyone a tenner if Lukaku scores.

For fuck sake just throw Lukaku in the fucking bin. Garbage.

Just hut my living room window.

Saar looks like a poor man's Kante.

If I had penny for every time Lukaku stood still for longer than 5 minutes. I'd be able to buy Chelsea from Roman myself.

Have a day off Werner, seen better ball control on the live National Loterry draw.

This team on the field is tragic. When I watch Lukaku I simply want to punch myself in the face for doing so.

Maybe he does. You just know if he went to Byern he would be a World Beater by now.

Odoi ghosts through games. Has all the ability but a weak ass mentality. Getting tedious now.

Why is RLC playing at CB? He looked offside at first but on the replay he looked on. Angles I guess.

Remember how frustrated we were watching Tammy miss semi-difficult chances!?? Now we have to endure Lukaku not even getting to try them.

Honestly sign Cornick. I'd start him over Luakku anyway and everyday.

Lukaku vs Luton LUTON! HAHAH What a player.

There's a witch hunt against Roman now. Let's see how they tackle Newcastles owners.

Has the heart needed to play for Chelsea but his end product is pretty much non existent right now. He needs to fix that sooner rather or later... otherwise I can see him being replaced by Conor.

Pens can go either way. It's not Kepas fault. This loss is bang on our players not finishing. Mount and Pulisic wasted easy chances. And I do mean easy.

100%

Whatever happens now Well fucking played Mendy. Amazing performance mate.

If Mount gave his end product as much attention as he does to his hair he would be prime Ronaldinho for fuck sake.

He is defo offside Annoying

It's down to that Edwards fella apparently and he is leaving at the end of the season with us rumoured to be interested in him. Fingers crossed.

That Luis Diaz is an absolute baller

Come on then Donkey.. show us that you're not a useless pile of skin and bone.

KANTE FFS

Offside thank fuck