Slugger O'Toole

All this "Plan B" bollax is driving me mental, why does everyone on here sound like Jamie f**king Redknapp? We were 2-1 down yesterday, quite unfortunately in my opinion but who was on the bench to implement this "Plan B". We have a serious shortage of players at the moment and if Deco, Ballack and Lampard have all gone missing in a game as big as this who is going to turn it round? Stoch? Malouda? We haven't got anyone on the bench to make an impact at the moment, so how is a "Plan B" going to emerge? I was waiting for all the Jose stuff and his magical substitutions to come up. I agree in his first couple of years he did manage to pull off brilliant substitutions but in his last year all his Plan B was to put John Terry and Robert Huth up front and Essien to RB! That was it, and for the record it didn't fecking work! I was very unsure when Scolari was appointed but I'm definately warming to him, people have got to remember that this is not his team yet. He has to be given the backing to sign his own players and once they're in we should see a better standard of football combined with results. Personally, I spent the whole game wondering how the fuck Soloman Kalou managed to blag his way in to a top four team. He was bought for his potential three years ago now and still looks so average it's untrue, he's got to be one of the first out of the door...surely?

Get rid. One good season 2006/07 then nothing but moaning and throwing himself around like a big fanny. Since his one good season he's only scored 16 goals, personally I'd like us to go for Aguero, Huntelaar or Benzema and let him go and play for Mourinho. Can't stand him.

Delighted that Battersea seems out, I'd hate to be known as a South rather than West London club.

Thanks Tal, now f*ck off. Can you put a good word in for Pizarro?

The only joke around here is that fat clueless twat.

I remember when we used to play pre season friendlies against Harrow Boro, QPR and Northwood....used to be really good to see Chels play locally and it gave something back to the local community. Now it's all about money.