Kojo

Can't believe Neymar, Oscar and Hulk are currently in Middlesbrough... OMG I'm like an annoying fan girl. And they will tear up tonight!.

I am going to watch Oscar tonight in the Olympics match at riverside, can't wait!!!!!.

JoulJoul in a way is a master tactician, you all expect him to play properly, but what you all don't know is, is that no one expects anyone to be that stupid. Give him the job Roman.

By the way Eden Hazard is fucking amazing on the ball, that ball control is some serious shit.

He is not a shooter?, what a load of bollocks mate. That's like saying Arjen Robben isn't a shooter because he missed lots of sitters against us. De Bruyne was a goal machine for Genk and scored amazing long shots. He was hitting a ball like Hulk there, just because he gets some off target doesn't mean shit. Don't base a player on one game, especially when it's his first in a Chelsea shirt and a god damn friendly.

Kakuta was very poor, i expected nothing from him when he got the ball, no flair or anything. De Bruyne just wasn't his day for me, but you can tell he's good, Piazon and Kane were very good. Can't see Kane being in our team though in the future, but he will definitely be premier league material. Piazon on the other hand you can tell he will be a good player. Nice pre season so far though, two silly goals from Hilario the twat, besides that good. Lukaku nice to see him proving some people wrong who where going on about him. Oh and McEachran was just immense from me, only made one little mistake, besides that he was immense, got two assists as well.

Eh?, no stoppage time?, that person who got injured was down for about half an hour.

Just not been De Bruynes night, luck isn't on his side at all, i can tell he's good though. Hope he gets a goal, it will really clear this game up.

This season is Kakuta's last chance for me, if he doesn't improve get rid of him.

anyone got a stream?, my stream just died...

Essien... come on man...

The power on De Bruyne is lethal.

Lukaku, what a fucking goal.

Lmao!, so funny this with Marin, i think Marin needs to be moved right wing though, he will be better there so he can just square the ball. He doesn't seem to confident on his left, by the way what footed is he anyone know?.

John Obi Mikel, garbage just as i expected. I know you can't base it on just one friendly, but i think we do need a dm, i've been saying it even when he was having great performances last season.

Both of them have been bad finishes, it's Hilario making them look good. Benayoun has been far too sloppy also, been the worst player so far.

Both of them have been bad finishes, it's Hilario making them look good. Benayoun has been far too sloppy also, been the worst player so far.

Hilario is fucking wank.

I have been very impressed with Marin.

Hilario was shite there though, should've saved that.

I like Jason Cundy, don't know how he is annoying.

Lmao!!!, Kevin De Bruyne getting called Prince Harry.

Yeah even when they all celebrated it together, he couldn't even hold the cup straight on his head so it didn't look too good. But i'm not mad about it to be honest, he gave a cracking performance that match right when he needed too, and he earned my respect just for that performance.

I still celebrated when Drogs scored that goal.

Happy Birthday!