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Mikel's first touch = nutmeg on Fellaini. Mikel the gawd is back, ladies and gentlemen.

Control? Are you seeing how much the players are suffering? We went about 20 mins without 3 consecutive passes. How is that control?

I am sending him one after this game. It'll be recorded delivery so I know he'll get it too so no excuses.

Because that's Mourinho's idea of defending a lead i.e. camp inside your own defensive third and let the opposition have the ball. This is the guy we're led to believe is some sort of tactical genius.

29% possession at home against this Man Utd team. Wow.

We are never going to have everybody healthy and available at the same time so that's not an excuse as to why we play such awful football.

This is really embarrassing. I mean that.

Seriously, what does Mourinho do all week with the players? How can you train 3-4 a week and yet play like this?

We're playing like the away team against a depleted Man Utd team. Woeful football with no control.

I remember he was exposed a while ago and quit twitter before making an emotional return Guys, are we sure BrazilStats isn't Choulo?

Might as well play Azpi RB so he can give Young a much harder game and Ivanovic LB to combat Fellani. It's not as if we'd be losing anything by making them switch sides; they're both black holes offensively.

Ashley Young almost always embarrasses Ivanovic who has no idea how to mark him.

Two things make this impossible: no work permit and Mourinho. I don't know which one is more of an obstruction

His pace never ceases to amaze. No one defender should have all that running power.

I love coming in this thread and seeing the picture in the opening post because I was there that day! Paid a fiver to watch the kids batter Wolves I think it was. Good times.

Give Oscar credit for nudging the ball literally a yard into Hazard's path? A pass that any number of players can and do make? I know the bar has been set incredibly low for him but please, have a word with yourself ffs.

Fair play to Cahill, he made a great clearing header today at 0-0. I voted for Hazard simply because even on a relatively quiet day he will make a game winning contribution. An absolute legend in the making.

Hazard

Ultimately it's a very average partnership that has been exposed as the season has gone on.

Wow, Oscar has made a MASSIVE difference. We sure missed this in the first half.

Fuck me, 4 teammates nearby and 1 QPR nearby and Iavnovic just hoofs it clear.

Haven't you heard? QPR have Messi on the RW.

I used to think the benefit of getting knocked out the Champions League would be longer rests between games and as a result better performances. It hasn't made any difference whatsoever. We play bad with 2 days rest or 7.