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Fofana pretending to be on the phone to skip past kid fans hoards of special new fans saying it’s not deep Any other era and rightfully this would be highlighted and sorted to never happen again.

I basically expect Osi to get in the way of other players, and frustrate them with selfish holds of the ball when he should release. Not exactly insulting the guy, just calling that. I think so if he signs. I think we need Less not More in terms of movement now. Need a simple profile to compliment, not more of the same. Need someone who will stay up top as a presence, not pop up all jammy, as we have lots already doing. Will literally crash into eachother while not having the figurehead so to say every team really likes up top. In my opinion from what Ive seen. We would benefit from a player who hasn’t signalled much ego or want for glory, someone happy to just do one or two things right. I fear Osi wants to be The Guy which is only good for this side if you’re not going to get bullied while holding on to the ball.

A few weeks ago, and all of last season, re list there, I wouldn’t have wanted Gyokeres. Now I would. The team profile has changed. All we need up front is a bully who scores, and knows to not be selfish. From what I’ve watched, he’d provide the closest to a Haaland profile, which suits what we need at the moment given most of our players still are not exactly bucket scorers, still unknown quantities essentially.

It would just be someone less obvious. Someone else’s rotation option often thrives elsewhere as a starter due to the right profiling x team match. Year after year fans discuss Big Names or Bust despite the countless gems and bargains and others damaged goods that’ve defined successful eras for clubs. That’s on scouts to sort, not me. It’s also on them and the club to know, to wait and find that perfect fit, as opposed to get trigger happy and go for an Osi out of FOMO and panic buy cocktail. The way to identify who fits is not to look at who’s been having purple patches or stat streaks.

A Formula 1 team would be cool

To be clear, both Osi and Toney are below what this fanbase should expect.

Osimhen isn’t make or break for us making it, but could break it Toney isn’t make or break for us making it, but cannot stand in the way of that trajectory himself. There are numerous contextual red flags re Osimhen. Will to be here, wage structure, what’s on offer when he isn’t scoring (all seen to already by our other players, servicing; we just need goals.) He is tonnes more likely to be a bad move, vs Toney. Obviously Toney can be written off and Osi can’t. Is there 15 goals in Osi that Toney wouldn’t be able to access. It doesn’t look like it based on every season outwith Osi’s purple patch. He’s flavour of the year. Arose via PR, not hoards of fans watching Napoli games. Is a built up narrative far more than an ideal fit. Is a mark of, cba finding the perfect option, so let’s settle for now on Hope that this slightly different profile player to what we need, works. Yeah that goes well at Chelsea. Almost lunacy to inherit the tie ins and costs of Osi, based on one season followed by being shocking at international level. It is pure speculation with a lot of downside potentially, marginal upside at best. He is not Messi or Ronaldo. Just Osi. Unknown outside of isolated Napoli highlights and sought by - 0 - clubs who’ve been fighting for titles. In every realm, he isn’t worth the wages, and so to break structure for him would be betraying logic for straight emotions.

Most accurate sum up so far I feel on any platform. Simple. Cut through the theories. Facts.

Ykw Mudryk would actually suit Real Betis if Pellegrini is still there. Shame they’d afford 5M € and cover 15k a week wages. I just mean for his own sake. He could learn enough there and one day be useful. SHOULD WE LOAN HIM FOR 3 SEASONOS? Long contract

I wish Leverkusen had an extreme wing issue suddenly for this context. Only managers I’d expect to turn him decent are Xabi and Ancelotti. I am certain his career is fucked.

Seb basically being cancelled by Chelsea twitter right now. He used to post articles about Mikel 12 years ago, emphasising he was the most important player. These days only talks about height and headers, and how can we usher in some Ligue 1 beasts. It’s about time. He’s been in a chat with Alex Goldberg peddling him views hoping for reposts, which was happening. He’s correct about Olise, the best winger in the league, well done. But does not grasp half of football. Called Palmer a mid player multiple times past 6 weeks. 0 influencer accounts on twitter from the fanbase know what they’re talking about. Can commit your life to the game for over a decade and still not get it. Depends framework used.

History making isn’t as sexy these days. Social media, shorter attention spans, more fragmented fame — people are less universally known now when they hit the top, and for less time. We don’t discuss legends who were here 5 yr ago. Money over lEgAcY in these ages is wise imo. Rather the money than be the 30th cfc hero or smth. The rewards aren’t there the same way anymore for having aura. It’s not worth it. In what world is coming here vs Saudi wise.

Great profiling

Completely. With the slight add, that today, he definitely had the best mentality and work rate, all the bits together — which needs to stay, forever, to say he’s good enough. Maresca clearly has lit him up after Poch built him up a bit. Sustain it, that’s not easy. It will earn respect from everyone and end any questions if he just keeps this up. It is a Q though. He has shown a level like this before.

This is the first time I’ve felt firmly happy after a match since BlueCo came in. Everything else had too many signals no matter the win of things out of place. If they don’t sell our stars, I’m happy with what we’ve set up finally so long as it can be maintained. Let’s hope Pep doesn’t redesign football and leave his prior methods meaning Maresca methods in the dust

Is this the most Portuguese players we’ve had at one time, at least playing on the field at same time. Wanna savour this if so. Overnight turned the team quarter Portuguese, I love it

See the indecision from Nkunku. Overthinks, cause he comes from a really tailored system that was essentially built around him, which we aren’t doing here. It’s not easy. He specifically solely thrived in a striking partnership. He is all about chemistry with another player, while Not leading the charge but finishing it off appearing as the dummy, interchanging with his partner so you can’t tell who’s going for goal. That’s his game. If not doing that not sure what specifically above all else he is expected to do. It seems be a carrier, but he was bought at his price due to goals.

PORTUGAL POWER

If you don’t know how to identify standards, but speak sure about them, you’ll play your part in building the voice that lowers standards. Disparaging what you don’t understand, is simply wilful ignorance. The game attracts all walks of life. Some Noah music guy has been around the club lately, weirdos all around the world of different types come together. In here are not just exclusively hot take half baked fans. The half baked disregard from some fans toward what actually matters, is not damning for me.

Stop tucking your tail after speaking like a toddler

Isn’t there a moaning thread

Fine example of not understanding football. Be an idiot among your own type please FYI the method I mentioned had me scout, sign, someone who was given a £1Million sign on bonus, which I got my % of. Receipts if you want. Talk out your arse elsewhere, learn what game is.

NO MAN THATS WHY WE SHOULD NEVER SELL MADUEKE,,,, no, that’s why we should. He isn’t smart. End of. A giveth takeith player — literally every game every played for this club. Including today. Again. Why revise it into him being even B tier. He isn’t. He is not good. Plenty of not good players can score a banger. Mudryk himself has. They have tools. They aren’t good enough. Different types of not good enough.