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Is it the camera or Kepa looks somewhat swollen, compared to last season? Wonder if he put on some muscle mass lately…

Not Her, but page 12

No penalties, no game, lol. Palace are totally dominating. What is somewhat worrying, as so far even bottom-table teams are showing teeth. Everything can happen and no team will be a source of easy points I guess.

Jokes aside, Cech taking over GK training is something I wanted to see for an entire previous season, it's great to see him joining guys on pitch.

Geeez, Kepa completly lost in the dark again…

What is worrying is that IF Chilwell is better than Alonso, he'll need time fit in too, so it won't be immediate improvement at all

What happened to Jameses strength? He's a tank and today he seems to be pushed around left and right…

Werner's run looks like cartoon, incredible speed

Lamptey chill the hell down boyo, what U doing, lol

Lamptey looks dangerous, too bad he is in the wrong team, lol

I understand Real could be his childhood dream, but I wonder if he was aware of how his role will change after transfer. Probably as a child he dreamt of scoring goals and being an idol, what is exactly what he was here. He was a superstar in CFC, loved by fans and respected by teammates. In Real he is just one of many purchases, same as x other players no one really cares for more than a month if they won't deliver. Adding his cocky attitude to it, I guess it can be a huge let down for Hazard, both fall of his role in team and childhood dream crashing into reality, so maybe it's not like he has forgotten how to play ball or given up Drinkwater-style, but maybe he's just depressed? I can totally see him going somewhere else next season.

I hope for the best, but won't be surprised if it ends a draw (it's Chelsea after all ). Yeah, we have some cool new players, but it means nothing if they are not fit and introduced into team properly. Since there was no preseason and life is not FIFA it's not set in stone that the the squad clicks from the start this year.

Still, one shot on target is not the best job by team having 79% of ball possesion… sounds familiar, lol

Caused a head-on collision when overtaking in (rented?) Lambo. The other driver who got hurt is ok now, but two days ago he got formal charges and admitted his fault. It's up to 3 years in prison, buuuut… well, unlikely.

Well, he is being prosecuted here in Poland and thus has a theoretical chance of going to jail, so I guess his mental is not the best right now…

Kepa *actually* went to catch the cross, that's long unseen

Haven't heard about it for a while, so I wonder… Is buying Boga back not an option anymore? Having reasonable HG player around is always a good thing

Allegedly Messi doesn't speak english, so I doubt that he'll be coming to PL / England, if he'll be going anywhere at all

Yeah, Mou once said he can't say, what he wants to say as he'll get in trouble and it still holds today. All Lamps will get from having a go at ridiculous officiating will be a suspension and/or fine. It's for people who run this business and pumping money to speak up. Unless they will do something about it, nothing will change…

I'm fuming, but emotions aside, what could he say in this situation, really? We lost, because we were tragic, that's it. We weren't robbed or anything because of this disgraceful refereeing, even if I'd like it to be otherwise, so if he said "yeah, we were crap, but ref was scandal" it would change nothing and he'd come up as a crybaby…

Disgrace, it is

Zouma moved to the wing apparently…

What a strange camera angle it is, looks like fifa game, lol

I have some suspicions about a reason why… I mean, I have nothing against Hilario, but c'mon, I'd expect we have nasa-tier coach staff and psychologist, at least send someone to help him, for f's sake. I can't imagine rather terrible keeper to suddenly become mad gk scientist mentor, who can coach and develop young keepers to become THE best on his own. Plus every third of our players mentally collapses because of media pressure and London's weather. Breakups are bad, but it's just part of life and a lot of PL been through real tragedies and managed to get theirs stuff together. We should have re-hired Jose as mental coach years ago

Puli is totally, and understandably, burnt