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Marc Cucurella's reaction when we told him Jorginho was joining Arsenal 😱

Sagas (sǫgur) never end, they ring down through the ages. When they spoken, they live. Ynglinga saga Chapter 1, part 6... Odin could make his enemies in battle blind, or deaf, or terror-struck, and their weapons so blunt that they could no more but than a willow wand; on the other hand, his men rushed forwards without armour, were as mad as dogs or wolves, bit their shields, and were strong as bears or wild bulls, and killed people at a blow, but neither fire nor iron told upon themselves. These were called Berserker.

Telegraph cable is secure

Sounds like dodgy Ibiza rent boy action, a hookup off a side street between Privilege and Amnesia

Dogs poo alot, so I assume yours is reliable on that end

I don't want to be fleeced! unless it is the one from Chrysomallos, the flying golden ram, the one the Argonauts captured

fallopian tubes crossed here 😃

for what? to sample their tétons de Vénus (Venus nipples) aka their world famous Quenelle dumplings?

let's hope so!!!

oh, THIS can fuck right off (doubt it is true) he is rubbish, 2 goals in 56 games the past 2 seasons https://www.thechelseachronicle.com/transfer-news/Chelsea-transfer-news-blues-have-just-made-move-for-set-piece-specialist-compared-with-david-beckham/ Chelsea have reportedly just made a move to try sign Bayern Munich’s Marcel Sabitzer on transfer deadline day. Speaking on Sky Sports this afternoon, German reporter Uli Koehler has claimed that Chelsea and Manchester United have made late moves in this window for Sabitzer. It is understood that the Blues, along with Man United, have made an offer to sign the 28-year-old midfielder. Apparently, there’s conversations ongoing with Bayern Munich’s sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic about a potential deal. Koehler told Sky Sports: “I’ve just got a call that here behind me at the building is Hasan Salihamidzic having his phone in his hand and talking to Chelsea and Manchester United about a deal for Marcel Sabitzer. He has an offer from both clubs.

they pale in comparison to Tory scum and fucking Leave rotters

crazy that we are turning down 45 to 50m quid from NUFC for Gallagher when that sale (due to knock-on amortisation multiyear effects as explained by others before) would make it possible for use to close out Enzo

there must be more than meets the eye is all I can think

I am not 100% saying it is dead, but when the number one most reputable source in the nation, their BBC if you will, makes a pretty definitive statement like that well, the fat lady is getting warmed up

as I posted before Enzo Fernández will remain at Benfica https://www.rtp.pt/noticias/benfica/enzo-fernandez-vai-continuar-no-benfica_d1463956 The Argentine footballer will continue to play for Benfica, according to RTP. Chelsea did not satisfy the financial demands demanded by the reds . Benfica demanded immediate payment of the termination clause, the English paid the 120 million but in several installments. The president of the incarnates Rui Costa proved to be intransigent . It is at this point very unlikely that Chelsea will pay the clause under the conditions required by Benfica. The transfer market closes at midnight and until that moment anything can happen, but a source related to the transfer assured RTP that Enzo will remain at Benfica . The player is away from the team, does not line up tonight and has shown that he does not have the psychological conditions to play against Arouca.

QPR forced to lock Peter Odemwingie out of Loftus Road after West Brom refuse to give striker permission to speak to club https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/qpr-forced-to-lock-peter-odemwingie-out-of-loftus-road-after-west-brom-refuse-to-give-striker-permission-to-speak-to-club-8476046.html Confusion surrounded the future of West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie tonight as he arrived in London for talks with QPR, only for his club to deny giving him permission to do so. Rangers boss Harry Redknapp earlier spoke of his interest in the wantaway Nigerian, and when the player was interviewed in London speaking of his excitement about a move, it looked as though a deal was on. But West Brom reacted quickly by releasing a statement which read: "Albion have moved to clarify developments regarding Peter Odemwingie after the striker was filmed a short while ago arriving at Loftus Road. "The club can confirm they have held further discussions with QPR today but those talks have so far proven fruitless and no agreement has been reached. "Albion would also like to make clear that Peter has not been given permission to speak to QPR about a potential move." Albion's words came just minutes after Sky Sports News interviewed the 31-year-old as he drove into London. Sky Sports News then reported that QPR locked Odemwingie out of Loftus Road to ensure they did not break any rules concerning transfers. The striker has been critical of West Brom on Twitter over recent weeks but he tonight gave a nod to that being in the past, saying: "It's fine. West Brom was my home but this is a new chapter. I love West Brom and always will. "I am optimistic. A few good players have arrived here (at QPR) and I am happy with the trust Harry Redknapp has in me. "The last few results have given us a chance to stay up. I don't think the owners will bring in so many players if they don't think it will happen. "I hope West Brom are happy with what they will get and they hope to get players themselves." While Odemwingie was in front of the cameras, Redknapp was giving an interview to London Call-In, during which he confirmed his interest in Odemwingie, Jermaine Jenas and Andros Townsend. "Peter Odemwingie has pace, great movement," Redknapp said. "I like him and is a player that has always given us problems when I was at Tottenham "I think if we can get Odemwingie he would be a great signing for us, but whether we can pull it off I am not sure." The acquisition of Jenas looks like being an easier one for Redknapp, with the Tottenham midfielder also turning up at Loftus Road ahead of what he expects to be an 18-month deal. He told reporters: "That's initially. I am fit and ready to go, it's a top club and I am confident the manager can make sure the club stays up. I know Harry well, spent a lot of time with him at Tottenham and know him well enough. "It's a top club, has some good players and not in that bad a position. They're four points off safety and can definitely claw that back." Earlier in the day, Rangers broke their club transfer record when they signed Christopher Samba from Anzhi Makhachkala after triggering a release clause believed to be more than £10million.

Here come the desperation bullshit fake news shitings Now we have supposedly nade a last ditch attempt to sign Barella, lolol Inter instantly said piss off

Caicedo has travelled to London now. https://www.thechelseachronicle.com/transfer-news/90m-player-is-in-london-after-claims-Chelsea-could-make-last-minute-bid-to-sign-him-journalist/

Jorginho is leaving to Arsenal no matter what. If no Enzo, get out the lube, cuz our MF is likely a potential assfuck with no kiss nor chocolates and flowers.

It's getting close to being a dead deal, a fail, a no go. A massive part of the blame goes to those 5 SHIT summer deals, especially that £95m FAIL KK.... been raging about that for ages now), the insane total amount perhaps shit away on what really appears atm to be damaged goods Fofana, the ultra flop gutless POS Auba, and the £30m or so overpayment for a so far underwhelming CuCu. Sterling is still up in the air. FFS According to Portuguese TV station RTP, Chelsea target Enzo Fernández is set to stay at Benfica despite the Blues’ best efforts at acquiring the midfielder this winter transfer window.

8 hours, 53 minutes left Tick tock

Yes, I also said as much (about the taxes). Cheers