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Its basically over Inter got gazumped Arturo Vidal passes Barcelona medical ahead of £27m transfer from Bayern Munich https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/arturo-vidal-passes-barcelona-medical-ahead-of-27m-transfer-from-bayern-munich-a3902991.html

He's out on loan for another 12 months He is still not fully recovered from that bad knee injury he suffered 18 months ago in the African Cup of Nations playing for Ghana. Even now he says he is only 70%. "Aktuell bin ich bei 70 Prozent" https://www.ligainsider.de/abdul-rahman-baba_2185/aktuell-bin-ich-bei-70-prozent-250174/ Same type of injury that fucked up Zouma. If not for that injury I think he would be fighting for a starting position with cement boits Alonso and the also still recovering Emerson (I would say he is at 90 to 95%). Baba's was really bad, maybe worse than Zouma's even, and look how that fucked him up. No Zouma injury I really think we woukd never be talking about Rugani or Caldara. Maybe still would have chased Koulibaly. Can you imagine a back three last year of a healthy Zouma, KK, and Rudiger! The opposing teams forward players would be so intimidated, lolol. Thats 3 US football safety or even outside linebacker size men. Zouma was a beast before he got injured. Still mayyyyybe might be. Knees on footballers are so hard to predict outcome if injured. Look at Falcao. Took him 2 and a half years to finally get right. He missed out on peak of his career. When he was here he was still fucked up. True shame as he is a total badass when healthy and a super nice guy in real life (we ran into him at Coya in Mayfair in late summer of 2015). Right after he left us he scored 30 goals and helped to take Monaco to CL semis. He is only 10 goals away from 300 for club and country and that is with a big chunk of games missed due to injury. No doubt he would have hit 400 if he hadn't gotten hurt. That's a pretty insane number. Takes 20 seasons of 20 goals to hit it, to put it into perspective.

All is correct except almost zero chance Bailey goes for under £65m. He is exactly 9 years younger than Willian (both born on day window shuts) and is Bayer Leverkusen's best player already, unless you are a Julian Brandt fan. He is also their only real player who can play RW well.

If Meyer gets his head right, they have a potential real star on their hands. He has staggering talent, but had a bad mob around him in Germany who filled his head with pure tosh. Roy speaks 5 languages fluently, with German being one, so that will help a lot. Meyer is a lightyear beyond Drinkwater, skill-wise. I really doubt they drop £30m for a semi-donkey when they just got a potential thoroughbred for free. One more example of how shit our board is atm. I doubt we even get the Brasilian dwarf on that other free either. He really wants to live in Milan, so that also looks like it is time to say a gente se vê e boa noite to Bernard.

Fucking scouser scum, from that cuntish mayor on down. I hope Colin Mafham buries that rag with his tribunal hearing. Sanctimonious twats the lot of 'em. Outrageous Mafham was sacked over that column.

Crystal Palace’s acquisition of Max Meyer on a free could be the steal of the summer https://tbrfootball.com/crystal-palace-max-meyer/ On Thursday, Crystal Palace announced the signing of highly-rated Schalke midfielder Max Meyer on a free transfer. The acquisition of the 22-year-old on a three-year deal could be the steal of the summer, as Palace are acquiring the services of one of the brightest young midfielders in the world in a superb bargain. The fact that Meyer chose the Eagles over reported interest from Arsenal, Liverpool, and Marseille reveals the tremendous piece of business done by the club. Snip

Is Male PMS A Real Thing? Because Holy Fuck, I Think My Husband Has It https://www.scarymommy.com/do-men-get-pms/ LOLOLOLOL Not that I have to deal with that! LOLOL BUT, me and my wifey do synch up a shit tonne in cycles, soooooo not a good time when we are both under the monthly cosh at same time

probably rot but if not, here we maybe go Man Utd transfer news: Anthony Martial to Chelsea backed but Willian question remains MANCHESTER UNITED would let Anthony Martial leave in a swap deal for Chelsea ace Willian this summer. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/720772/Man-Utd-transfer-news-Anthony-Martial-Chelsea-update-Willian-Jose-Mourinho-Gossip That’s the opinion of ESPN pundit Shaka Hislop. <<<< he has a so so record, ESPN is pretty shaky overall, but he is usually the most right after Marcotti But the former West Ham goalkeeper is not convinced Willian wants to make the move to Old Trafford. That’s because Antonio Conte has been replaced by Maurizio Sarri at Stamford Bridge. Martial is looking for an exit from Manchester United after falling behind Alexis Sanchez and Marcus Rashford in the pecking order. “It makes a whole lot of sense,” Hislop said of a potential swap. “Martial wants out quite clearly. “No question if Antonio Conte had stayed, I’m not sure how Willian stays on. “Have things changed with Willian with Sarri coming in? “Has that dynamic changed? You’d have to assume yes, right now. So Martial out yes, I’m not sure whether the other piece of the puzzle fits.” Willian has seemed to indicate he is happy at Chelsea for now though. “No, I’m back to England. I’m very happy at Chelsea,” he told Globo Esporte when questioned on his future. snip Anthony Martial and Jose Mourinho relationship reaches breaking point as wantaway Frenchman tweets after criticism https://www.scmp.com/sport/soccer/article/2158001/anthony-martial-and-jose-mourinho-relationship-reaches-breaking-point Martial hits back at Mourinho after failing to return to pre-season training https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/sports/article/2001290388/martial-hits-back-at-mourinho-after-failing-to-return-to-pre-season-training Spat with Anthony Martial shows José Mourinho needs to buy a waistcoat https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/aug/02/jose-mourinho-spat-anthony-martial-gareth-southgate-england Tottenham Fans React on Twitter to Anthony Martial's Social Media Message Amid Growing Speculation https://www.90min.com/posts/6133588-tottenham-fans-react-on-twitter-to-anthony-martial-s-social-media-message-amid-growing-speculation

I break this down Dortmund want £80m for Pulisic, they might take £75m he is a yank and is huge for marketing to the states We will not get £60m for Morata £55m max I do think that Willian and only £10 million should be enough, $20m certainly,but Mancs will never do it you have them PAYING US! Marial is rated by them at $80-5m Willian at £65m Martial is 22 Willian is 30 (on the 9th) I think we can do it for Willian plus £10m finally we already had 115m euros (£102m) PLUS Musonda turned down instantly by Lazio that is 22m quid more than you just suggested we offer they want 150m euros (£134m) for SMS they MIGHT take 140m euros (£125m) but Musonda is worth shit, £8-10m max, as he positively flopped at Celtic and they (Lazio) were offended (saw it live on Italian telly with my wife translating) lets tally that all up in quid I split difference £15m net cost on Morata Pulasic £10m net cost on Martial swap and lets say Lazio DO accept Musonda, we still need to cough up £115m CASH (and that is with them dropping price 10m euros) thats £140 MILLION net spend (and I was generous all round, giving us max value and assuming £10m price DROPS on each of all 3 targets

THIS is deffo Dutch!! even though sung in English

He is Dutch like you, I know where did I type it on ? I am dyslexic, btw so make many typos if he was Swedish it would probably end in on not en although Cillesson is not a real name, I looks strange even Danish often ends in en, so does Norwegian Larsson usually Swedish Larssen or Larsen usually Danish or Norwegian Ericsson usually Swedish Eriksen Danish or Norse Andreas Christensen well, you get the point

Yes, it was (of course) LB that fucked us, Azpi had to play wrong side because Baba sucked. Ivanovic had to take his place. That was a cocked up team

If he comes in for £Bernard my god that's Bakayoko!!!!! runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

secret plan to sell us Rashford?

Robert Lewandowski 'wanted by Manchester United as part of swap deal to take Anthony Martial to Bayern Munich' United are keen on Pole and have been willing to let the former Monaco striker leave - but only to a European club SHARE https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/robert-lewandowski-wanted-manchester-united-13021033 Manchester United are reported to be lining up Polish star Robert Lewandowski in a shock swap deal for Anthony Martial. Relations between Jose Mourinho and the French forward have become even more strained this week after he left the Red Devils' US tour to be at the birth of his second child. United have been willing to let the former Monaco striker leave even before he left the States - but only to a European club. Mourinho does not want the frontman to come back and haunt him in the Premier League with interest from Tottenham and Chelsea rebuffed. snip

Willian: Chelsea midfielder asks lawyers to act on 'forged' letter https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45047044 Chelsea midfielder Willian says he has instructed his lawyers to act after a "forged" document was circulated on the "football market". The letter appears to show the 29-year-old's signature authorising a change of agent to represent him. However, Willian claimed he "never signed the letter" in an Instagram post on Thursday. Willian has been linked with moves to Manchester United, Real Madrid and Barcelona this summer. In the post, Willian said he had been made aware of a document that "has been circulated through the football market". "I would like to clarify that I never signed such letter, the content of which I completely deny," he added. And he alleged there was "clear evidence that my signature has been forged, or anyway misused", which had prompted him to instruct his lawyers "to proceed with all appropriate legal measures before any competent courts or authorities". The midfielder, who has spent five years at Chelsea, was due to report to pre-season training with the Blues last Friday, after representing Brazil at the World Cup in Russia, but he failed to arrive. New manager Maurizio Sarri says he is not happy about the "strange" situation, and he will seek immediate talks with Willian.

I played girls footie when I was really young, but hit a massive growth spurt (20cm in a year and half) when i was 13, 14, and my knee ligaments stretched out too much to keep it up (I could have went back about 12 months later, but I am too scrawny, lol, 183cm, 55kgs (give or take one or 2, depending on if I am on a run/swim/squash day or an ale and eat like a pig day, lol)

Yep, femme lesbi, happily married I was asked that on a post awhile back and came out, lololol

I want Ballack https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2018/6/7/17436564/possible-future-director-of-football-michael-ballack-sings-the-song-of-youth-for-chelsea

pig guts too? btw, Metro was actually correct lol Sarri gave an interview and said it

He is tall, shame he cannot play GK

jesus fucking christ are we inept compared to other top 10 clubs Atletico loan Sime Vrsaljko to Inter Milan (with option to buy), sign Santiago Arias from PSV http://www.espn.com/soccer/atletico-madrid/story/3580367/atletico-loan-sime-vrsaljko-to-inter-milan-sign-santiago-arias-from-psv-eindhoven https://www.serpentsofmadonnina.com/2018/8/1/17640630/problem-solved-inter-milan-officially-sign-sime-vrsaljko-atletico-madrid-serie-a Inter get Vrsaljko, who is MILES better than Zappacosta, and arguably better for Sarriball than Azpi (he is a bomber at overlapping runs and still has the lungs to still be a beast on defence, although I deffo rate Azpi better at defence) for only £21m (he is double the value of Zappacosta in terms of quality) Atetico Madrid, at same time, sign a really good replacement in Arias for only around £9m! Arias was 3 in a row Eredivisie champ, and player of the year once Transfermarkt (which you can usually double or so their mid level valuations, had him at 18m euros, so should have went for close to 25-30m quid both are only 26, born 3 days apart (lol, just like me and my wife) in fact they are like only 40ish days apart from us in age