YorkshireBlue

Can u fit 999 on a shirt?

Where has yaya toure gone?

I've never heard of him pal so your not on your own 👍👍

Probably the latter

I really hope your right mate, because we need all 3 tbh.

So we shouldn't joke about anything?

Bet your great fun to be around if u let a situation that happened to some one u dont even no determine everything u do in life YOLO mate. And for the record I still to this day think the parents did it..... so thats not abduction.

Its a joke which u have completely taken out of context. Ffs wtf is wrong with ppls these days cant say anything anymore.

Think its 19000 miles chelsea have travelled

Shocking player absolutely shocking

What's obvious to every one is we need NEEED a new CF

RLC what a shite penalty

Some one needs to kidnap this twat n hide him in the loft, rather have bats or giroud this guy is a waste or time money and space.

Split arse cunt ain't she lol

Only problem is mate, this freebie feels like we have been given a used tampon.

I imagine he is a little pissed tbh but saying that, hes not even been in the job a month yet and media already trying to stir shit. So frustrating haha

Ye I also have virgin dunno if sky customers get it.

Dp u have premier sports on sky?

You would find more reliable transfer news staring into a bucket of pig shit than u would on metro mate lol

More chance getting the queen pregnant tbh.

Shame he cant offer any one goals the fucking pathetic cunt!

Zidane is retired tho so we fucked 😂😂

9 days left!!!!! Just let that sink in a moment.

Which we all know it isn't.