RuudiGullit

People slammed Lukaku for his first-touch and everything, but Costa is as poor as he is IMO.

And Costa is not a footballer. He is so poor on the ball. Bet Michy would do a better job TBH

Dull. 0 changes. 0 creation. Nothing. Very very disappointed. The players...just average. Only Hazard is fun to watch. This is not a Premier League winning team. There is no connection. No chemistry. I don't see the influence of Conte. Is Mourinho still our manager?

We all fucking knew this was going to happen. David Amoyal and Di Marzio didn't have ONE single update the last weeks. Typical Chelsea holding out WAY too long again one just ONE single target. It's getting pathetic. I hope Koulibaly renews tomorrow so we can move one, because this is John Stones Episode 2. Undiscovered gems like Maksimovic who is called the new Vidic by Serie A watchers (both Serbs lol) is ready to be sold. I'd take him in a heartbeat as he is class. Oh, and also to fuck back with Napoli and De Laurentiis. And then you still have Lazio's Stefan de Vrij and Dutch national team partner Virgil van Dijk. Both miles better than Cahill and grandpa JT.

I'm done. Call me bipolar as some like to call me but I'm coming out on something I'm very certain at: Roman Abramovich is DONE with Chelsea. That's right, our sugar daddy has absolutely no more interest in Chelsea anymore and previous year's transfer window with Mourinho and the Stones' saga and this year's transfer window proves my statement. The guy is losing money as many sources report. He cannot provide for the club anymore. He should just sell Chelsea to an oil sheikh like Man City's. He saved my beloved Chelsea 10 years ago and even though many say he's a crook, I love the guy for what he has done for us, but everything points at the fact that he is absolutely done with the club. We are settling for mediocrity people. WE ENDED 10TH LAST SEASON! 10th! Let that sink in for a fucking moment. And what has the club done so far to change things for our current manager? NOTHING! Only brining in an unproved striker like Michy and Kante who is of course a great signing...BUT NOT ENOUGH! Show the whole fucking world that we're not settling for mediocrity again and make a statement like ManUtd and over fucking pay for a player like Griezmann. But no. Conte already came out and said we are not overpaying. Arsene Wenger anyone? The club is going down and settling for mediocrity. That's right. You heard it first from me. Go ahead and call me what you like but I love Chelsea with my whole heart and I see that my beloved club isn't the giant it once was anymore. And the board isn't doing something to change that. We are becoming like Arsenal.

David Amoyal (Di Marzio) follows that acount. Doesn't say much of course, but who knows.

Wasn't N'Golo "Plan B"? Do we still need him? I wouldn't say no. Maybe if Roma misses out on the UCL tonight...he might reconsider... But FC Porto is wank so, much of a change as Radja joining Chelsea.

LOL 60 million pounds.....holy fucking shit. If De Laurentiis still rejects this: he's gay for K2. Also, does this confirms that Roman is a TalkChelsea user? Hahahaha Get this done please.

You cannot compare ManUtd with Chelsea. United are thinking they just god Jesus Christ in human form in their club named José Mourinho. They'll please him with everything they can and that also means with transfers. Louis van Gaal also got every target he got. But that also portraits the sad truth: United have much more ambition than we have.

As if that wasn't clear enough. De Laurentiis doesn't want to sell him. Done. Time to move the fuck on and get someone else in. This is seriously John Stones ALL OVER AGAIN. God, I hoped last year was the last year we would have such a shitty transferwindow AND transfersoap. But no, Michy and Kante were OK but we are in need of more GOOD players and we are also in dire need to get rid of the deadwood in the team. Yes, you cannot blame the club and the board for the fact that Napoli doesn't want to sell him. But they are standing still. Frozen. Holding out WAY too long AGAIN, instead of moving on to another target.

It's save to say for the second year/time in a row: our transfer policy is an absolute fucking joke.

Going in with JT and Cahill against Watford and Burnley before the end of the transfer window is not a huge deal. But this deal is taking way and way too long. De Laurentiis doesn't want to sell him and Torino doesn't want to sell Maksimovic to Napoli because they also find De Laurentiis a huge cunt. People reporting we have yet again offered like £55 million for him? If ADL rejects that, the club should move on. Also Koulibaly needs to push for a move but doesn't seem to do so right? If a players doesn't want to join up with Conte desperately, it's not worth the fuss. I Googled and found out that Kalidou means John and Koulibaly means Stones in Senegalese....

This is nothing more than a white, older Baba Rahman. If we send Baba out only to get this guy in, the whole board needs to fuck off cause this is much of a muchness. People here are saying that Ricardo Rodriguez is TalkChelseas favourite LB and overrated: definitely not. Much better than Jonas and Baba and would be a huge improvement. Watched all of Wolfsburgs UCL games and the games against Dortmund and Bayern and he's a good player. Good enough for us.

If Koulibaly still joins Chelsea, we'll miss him for the African cup qualifications I believe. He'll miss games against Arsenal and Liverpool I believe... (Don't know which one is home or away) Big opponents if you ask me. Definitely if Arsenal are still going for new players. Maksimovic is a Serb like Matic and Brani Iva so he doesn't miss those games. The only thing I'm against African players is because of this. If I could choose between Koulibaly and Maksimovic I would choose K2 but him having chosen for Senegal and having these conflicting African cup games could be very frustrating for the club. Thank Deschamps for it. Next 2 games before the end of the transfer window are Watford-away and Burnley-home. We can easily go into these games with Cahill and JT but after those we really have to get this centre back in wether it is Maksimovic or K2.

Di Marzio: first contacts between West Ham and Maksimovic Shite....

If we're going for a good leftback: Ricardo Rodriguez from Vfl Wolfsburg all day above this Hector.

Yeah. If Marca reports this, this is true. 90 million is way too much. Surely Perez isn't asking that much for a player he just axed?

Wouldn't really mind him as we really lack creative players apart from Hazard and Bats...but 90million is insane as we also need to strengthen the defence and a backup or second striker. Those reports about that last £140 to spend will be gone very soon.

Many reports are stating that Arsenal and Wenger are not willing to pay the €30 million fee for Mustafi. Hahahaha. They are in much need for a CB as we are yet they are not willing to pay for it. What a joke that Wenger has become. We should go and hijack it. The Koulibaly saga isn't ending in a short time and it will probably end in him staying at Napoli. De Laurentiis doesn't want to sell him as we all know and the Serie A also starts very soon. Mustafi AND Jonas Hector OR Ricardo Rodriguez for left back and I am very happy. Then, our defence is as good as done and prepared (when Happy returns that is).

Cuadrado should've started. Willian is gobshite.

Nice....but we really lack creativity.....

No Cuadrado...not even on the bench....

Getting pretty pissed at the club tbh. Of course they cannot help it that Napoli are huge asses like Everton to deal with, but that they seem not to have a GOOD replacement lined up. It all started last year, with Mou being unable to get his targets. Of course, the club doesn't have the power (anymore) to get the players who they want but they are milking this Koulibaly saga for too long now. They already could've gotten Mustafi or even Stefan de Vrij (also a very good choice, as I know him from his Feyenoord period and also for being Dutch) or even Maksimovic. And I would get him just to fuck with Napoli. Point is, just like last year at the end of the transferwindow, we are with empty hands an no new defenders. Maybe panic purchases like Papy. Even IF De Laurentiis gets Maksimovic, who says he's going to sell K2???? Move on Chelsea...for goodness sake.

Okay okay that's it. Fuck Napoli and De Laurentiis. Fair point to them for wanting to keep this guy but this is getting absolutely ridiculous. Also, fuck that agent of K2 who said there be an announcement after 2/3 days. The club needs to move on. Buy Mustafi and get Maksimovic just to fuck with Napoli. TIME TO MOVE ON, EMENALO. This is the black John Stones.

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