He's half a girl, he's half a boy Torres, Torres He looks like a transvestite Torres Torres He wears a frock, he loves the cawk He sells his ass on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side Who's that twat from Argentina, Who's that money grabbing whore, Carlos Tevez is his name And he hasn't got a brain, And he won't be winning trophys anymore Adebayor, Your dad washes Elephants, and your mum's a whore Adebayor, Your dad washes Elephants, and your mum's a whore