Mechromancer

Van Gaal, pls. We love your memes. : (

I'm so happy. Finally! El Tigre! I always wanted this player. Especially after that rape in the Super Cup.

>Average defender. >Mercenary. >Arsenal supporter Only 18m? I say yes. Why not?

Sheva: "He said he's tired of defending, it's weird he's even linked to Chelsea lol" http://www.marca.com/2015/06/26/futbol/equipos/atletico/1435328811.html

Why this guy is perfect for this team? I mean, just read that quote of Sheva. His career stats says that he can barely complete a match. And he's perfect for a manager like Mourinho... Really?

Well, we don't need his services. And looks like Atletico doesn't want him, either. So he's gonna take his intangibles talents(he can hold the ball and another type of shit{talkchelsea and stats can't explain, but he has something special, really}) to Barcelona. Good for him.

That has a lot of sense. I mean, we already have 3 strikers.

Lol.

Actually, he pretty much is their Oscar, in some way, i mean. If you see his stats, since Simenone is the manager, well, he's more like the twelve player(especially in the best Atletico de Madrid season{2013-14}) ; he barely completes a match.

Who is that guy?

Looks like we have a new player.

How much earns Costa?

Chelsea & Valencia are among the clubs battling to sign Serbian Andrija Zivkovic, according to the talented 18-year-old's agent. (ESPN) #CFC Yay, looks like is our club or Valencia. : )

Barça, plssssssss.

Wow, 30m pounds? So, we already can forget the signing of Poga, Reus,Sterling, Girzzwathever, Koke or some random player who ChelseaTalk loves. Right?

Well, bad good news, looks like he's coming, guys.

Yeah. I see Kenedy in some Italian club.

Lol.

Sheeet. I'm so saaaaaad. : (

My love is real. That match still amazes me. He changed the game, you know...

These bags are really fabulous.

Welcome, Arda. : ]

I really love this guy.

Gael Kakuta = Charly Musonda