babu

lol........... :v

Panic buy it is seems, they'll still need several more world class player to be able to compete with the best in England though.

Barca, Madrid & Man United

Benatia for Bayern looks like done deal TZ Roma, il Bayern sale a 30 milioni: Benatia è ai saluti - La Gazzetta dello Sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCbQnCD1OTw&feature=player_detailpage

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This made me laugh a lot more then I feel it should have ___

33 Unbelievable Places To Visit Before You Die

That cabbage!

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHG-gwseQK0

Possible line-ups from BILD for Real-Bayern match:

This dog has seen some ****

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=833519803343370&set=vb.443080359053985&type=2&theater

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts. However, the atheist had a good life. An excellent, well-payed job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious man's job was stressful and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day, and his kids were obnoxious, and non loving. So one day, while deep into his regular prayer, he looked towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" A great voice bellowed out from above, "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"