Billy.

A woman walks past a pet shop and sees a sign in the window reads: ''Clitoris-licking frog for hire see onwer inside''. Intrigued she pushes the door open and goes up to the counter. ''Excuse me'' she says to the bloke behind the counter. Im interested in hiring the ''Clitoris-licking frog'' advertised in the window. ''Ah, Bonjour madame,'' he replies. ''Comment allez vous?''.

We are not a team atm the a bunch of players that have talent, JM has got alot of work to do here, dont see us winning anything on the basis of the last two games. i just hope Roman dont show the door if things dont improve

rubbish... Eto'o best player so far

On today we were just unlucky didn't fall our way. we were not shit at all

been saying it for two season now, we need to buy Shaw.

shoot me now but Cole is done imo he has lost alot of pace and dont really seem like he cares much now tbh.

£705.00 and thats just 5 games lol fucking hell

uno what i didnt even see that lol i just saw two names lol my bad

When did they change the rules to 12 players lol

Gabby is a legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHWvu9rlG8

it was in JTs book, him and jody morris

i dont, i have always said he is a legend for this club, but he just oozes scum to me.

She would say that she was getting more hate then JT, and shes not the only one he has cheated with

you cheat on your wife and kids you scum in my eyes

One good thing dont make him a good guy, he is still a scumbag for all the stuff he does off the field

what did i just watch lol

bit a a rude joke Q A

New phone case

this is our squad for Europe dunno how true it is Goalkeepers - Petr Cech, Mark Schwarzer, Jamal Blackman (B list) Defenders - Branislav Ivanovic, Cesar Azpilicueta, Ashley Cole, Ryan Bertrand, John Terry, David Luiz, Gary Cahill Midfielders - Ramires, Willian, Oscar, John Obi Mikel, Marco van Ginkel, Kevin De Bruyne, Frank Lampard, Eden Hazard Forwards - Fernando Torres, Demba Ba, Juan Mata, Andre Schurrle, Samuel Eto'o Michael Essien was the odd man out, a surprising decision considering the amount that he played for Real Madrid last season. I think most assumed that he'd play a good deal this season, but he hasn't featured for the Blues yet and now won't take part in any of the group stage games. http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/2013/9/4/4693294/chelsea-name-champions-league-squad-michael-essien-not-included

New banner maybe

not happy about this loan he should be playing with us fuck Torres Fuck Ba And fuck Eto'o he wont find form his been playing in fucking Russia for a few years when he plays in the EPL he will be a huge shock and he will leave in Jan. Feel for Lukaku Hope you smash the goals in again

no BIds for Mata so chill your beans people

psg can have Mata for £90 million and then loan him back to us for 5 years

Khedira is there any truth to this