Fuck That ! say New Men

[Fulham Broadway 16,845]

NEW men last night said fuck this for game of soldiers and ordered their wives to make the bloody tea.

£22,500 a year

As research suggests sexist men earn significantly higher salaries, Tom Logan, a new man from Oxford, said: "This has been a complete waste of time."

The study found that men who treat women as equals and can name all the actors on Grey's Anatomy can expect to earn no more than £22,500 a year.

Meanwhile, at the other end of scale, bearded, olive-skinned men in long white robes who treat women like pack animals, often earn up to £20 million a week and have a Bentley for each of their race horses.

Mr Logan added: "I started doing this at university because I was given a cast-iron guarantee I would get a lot of fanny.

"I learned how to make flaky pastry, I got a cat and I cried my fucking eyes out at Schindler's List. And what did I get in return? A long list of 'friends' who think I'm a poof.

"Meanwhile I've not had a promotion since 1996, I live in a one bedroom flat which is basically the cat's, and this year I went on holiday to Bath.

"First thing tomorrow I am walking straight up to our office manager and telling her she's got a phenomenal arse and that I would very much like to cover it jam.

"And that fucking cat's going in the bin."

[Elliott 7]

Hahahaha, last line.