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Drogba11CFC

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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from Fulham Broadway in Joke Thread   
    If you ever wonder if there's any point to your job, just remember that there are people being paid to fit indicators to BMWs.
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from darrus in Joke Thread   
    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
    Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen.

    The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"

    Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me."

    Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

    David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

    Representative: "What's the puzzle of?"

    Clattenburg: "It's a tiger."

    The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from NishC300 in Joke Thread   
    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
    Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen.

    The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"

    Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me."

    Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

    David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

    Representative: "What's the puzzle of?"

    Clattenburg: "It's a tiger."

    The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from CHOULO19 in Joke Thread   
    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
    Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen.

    The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"

    Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me."

    Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

    David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

    Representative: "What's the puzzle of?"

    Clattenburg: "It's a tiger."

    The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from Fulham Broadway in Joke Thread   
    America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
    Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen.

    The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"

    Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me."

    Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

    David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

    Representative: "What's the puzzle of?"

    Clattenburg: "It's a tiger."

    The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from Kojo in The Pub - Discuss Anything   
    FIVE-PENALTY STOKE CRUSH 0-MAN CHELSEA
    The Sun, 23/09/2012
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    Drogba11CFC got a reaction from Duppy Conqueror in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 John Terry   
    This is how I see this trial...

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    Drogba11CFC reacted to Kez in 🇳🇱 Arjen Robben   
    Agree with that. Fantastic player fantastic pace. just always seemed to get injured.
    We still havn't replaced him or Duffer.
    Never forget them days when we had flying wings
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