Drogba11CFC

And we're underway.

1441: Chelsea v Watford line-ups: Chelsea: Hilario, Ivanovic, Alex, Terry, Ashley Cole, Lampard, Belletti, Zhirkov, Joe Cole, Malouda, Sturridge. Subs: Turnbull, Carvalho, Ballack, Paulo Ferreira, Matic, Kakuta, Borini. Watford: Loach, Hodson, Mariappa, DeMerit, Doyley, Eustace, Cowie, Lansbury, Severin, Cleverley, Graham. Subs: Lee, Jenkins, Harley, Bennett, Hoskins, Henderson, Kiernan. Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

This week's expected lineup comes from the Telegraph: Cech Ferreira Carvalho Terry Zhirkov Kakuta Ballack Lampard Malouda Anelka Sturridge

This week's expected lineup comes from the Telegraph: Cech Ferreira Carvalho Terry Zhirkov Kakuta Ballack Lampard Malouda Anelka Sturridge

Happy New Year everyone!

My lineup (4-3-2-1): Hilario A Cole Terry Alex Ivanovic Ballack Kakuta Lampard Zhirkov Sturridge Borini

£100

Oh god, I can see Kalou's Y-fronts through those shorts!

Chelsea 2-1 Fulham FT (Drogba 73, Smalling og 75; Gera 4) Another 2 years off my life, but GET IN!

Yellow Card: Drogba (Chelsea), Unsporting Behaviour

Duff OFF Riise ON Not that Riise sadly.

#18 Zhirkov OFF #03 A Cole ON

Now don't concede!

Chelsea 2-1 Fulham (Drogba 73; Gera 4) Smalling OG

Now don't concede again!

Chelsea 1-1 Fulham (Gera 4) DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET IN

#12 Mikel OFF #23 Sturridge ON

#4 Pantsil OFF #20 Etuhu ON

BRING ON KAKUTA

#19 Ferreira OFF #02 Ivanovic ON

Bloody December and bloody manager of the month award!

Baird booked, dirty bastard.

Half an hour to save our arses.

0-1 HT. Shit, crap, all the character of one of my dog's turds. My local non-league team could do a better job.

Scapelle Corby>Kalou Hell, the moths that inhabit my ceiling lamp>Kalou!