Special Juan

Chelsea used to be my escape from reality, now reality is an escape from Chelsea

Players like Jackson are just complete stop gaps, waste of time even buying them. They have a heart the size of a pea and don't have the mentality of say a Harry Kane to change clubs, and countries and go and completely smash it like he has done. Jackson won't score another ten goals this season but 1, he is just woeful and 2, he should be playing for a Bournemouth.

And as expected the loss against Everton confirmed. Absolutley atrocious again- Jackson, Mudryk et al fucking rubbish, Mudryk is finished and we need to get rid, as for Jackson, absolute sad excuse for a footballer. Said months ago Reece James is fucked, and yesterday confirmed it again, he won'y play ten games this season from this point. Relegation is on the horizon.

Every week it's they are close to returning and every Friday it's 'they arent ready' Might see them next season at this rate. Nkunku is bordering on Reece James levels of one more injury away from being a complete and utter crock

Our own ambitions are a problem without worrying about anyone else.

Just please do not play Mudryk, sooner have Sterling left and try Madueke

Just look at that Everton result last night, I fear to fuck what they are going to do to us this weekend.

A team fighting like fuck against a team full of pussy arsed pretenders- can only go one way this, and another atmosphere we won't be able to ahndle, just like Newcastle

Clueless cunt, and taking the piss out of the travelling fans and paying supporters

Aaaannnd there we go as predicted the gutless cunts choked again. Trying to play from the back with Sanchez, wow just wow. The back line doesn't have a footballer in it, might have decent defenders but fuck me they can't play football with a ball the their feet. Disasi is a fucking car crash. Caicedo looks half the player we saw at Brighton, hasn't got a forward pass in him. Enzo I'm not sold on one bit, he's slow and his pass choice is a joke at times. Jackson is another stop gap that hasn't worked and will never work he's fucking rubbish. Mudryk is like a fucking child, my son is 12 and he's better than him, send the fucker back to Russia the useless cunt. Sterling like a headless chicken and don't get me started on Reece James, came on last night and give the ball away four times and was pointing at players telling them to run for him. Joke

United's cup final this- we will miss shed loads of chances and will be hurt in the late stages by Rashford being like prime Mbappe again

A good win but more heart stopping moments- Hopefully a spring board for more wins. I'm not having Mudryk one bit, he needs to demand that ball much much more and start getting involved so much more. He showed flashes but he looks scared and lost. Oh and I have no doubt we will be the spring board for Man United's revival and allow them an easy game coming up

Yup, 350 mile there and back

I see one in Disasi, Badiashielle and now Silva, on top Cucurella

We are shit, simple as that. As long as people's expectations like us, and that is mid-table then you won't be shocked at results. Anther defeat coming this weekend, get fuck all against Brighton

Nkunku should walk into the side at the expense of Jacskon

Aaaand we lose again to the Geordies at SJP there's a fucking suprise. Absolute dog shit of a performance again- Silva fuck me what the fuck was he doing. We can't handle red hot atmospheres like that and a team that go at you, simply cannot. Goals all complete school boy shit

Getting closer FC

Good time to play them with the injuries but still massively tough. Their crowd are just something else- But at the same time we were brilliant before the break against City. Happy with a draw here

It felt different yesterday, something felt like it has clicked both between the team and the crowd, I can't quite put my finger on it. Cole Palmer was fucking excellent again, he just glides around the pitch finding little pockets of space and causing havoc. City will be kicking themselves for letting him go, he is what we thought we were getting we bought that clown Havertz

Another defeat before international duty👎

What a fucking mental game that was, Romero is up there with Bruno as one of the most unlikeable cunts to ever grace a pitch. What a time to be alive

Now you have said that I have put a tenner on him to score.

Need Mudryk starting if possible tonight.

Ah the little glimmer of light before we get our arses handed to us by Spurs.