Special Juan

I'm noticing a bit of a theme here with all this friendly happy shit we are seeing. The Chelsea website show unseen footage and in training it seems like there is a lot of laughing, joking, jovial shit going on... I'm all for a bit of fun but these fucking videos are full of it, and today they are smiling with Arsenal players at the fucking end. this is why we are miles away from the JT days, it's like watching fucking babies

1 minute interview on SKY, just basic FL garbage saying what we all knew. There is too much of nice element about us, the shaking hands at the end, the nice FL smiles..... Is anyone going to get fucking angry

And not forgetting the free kick, no top hand, higher hand attacking the ball but his lower left. He's not very good, he's just slightly better than the other Spanish shit house before him.

You missed the X

SKY haven't got there yet too busy licking Arteta's balls the fucking idiots

This Alex Scott on SKY wants fucking shooting, I have never ever heard such absolute shite come out of someones mouth in all my life...

Translates to fucking clueless clown

Werner central, CHO wide, Tammy benched and Havertz as the 10 please

Come on Frank get yourself out and wriggle your fucking way out of this one Can't wait for this interview.....wonder if his arms are still folded.

And let me tell you, Mendy is massively at fault for the FK, if he goes with his right hand, top hand he saves that. I coach my keepers that every second week, it works.

He wants summoning in tomorrow at 9am and I'd make him have ready a power point presentation on what went wrong and ask a million ton of question at him.

Chelsea FC

They will all be playing Fortnite tonight with each other laughing drinking their £100 sparkling water the fucking shit houses.

And Tammy.

All smiles from our lot shaking hands at the end with Arsenal players, that's half the fucking problem.....mates, friendly, nice nice.....fucking dog shit mentality

I hope the reporter put some serious questions to FL, he deserves to be put under the microscope.

Mentality of a fucking pea Jorginho, abysmal player.

CHO has been better than any player in the last two months in just one half

FL is Tammy's best mate

Tammy just fuck off your really are rubbish

The football is like watching on repeat, Zouma has the ball, big switch every fucking time

Still.......arms folded.

Just a sending off now to put the icing on the cake.

Oh fucking hell look Havertz is coming on Another lump of fucking wood to add the pile of logs on the field.

He won't take off mount or Tammy, it's the fucking mates brigade. Doesn't matter how they do it's specialist treatment. Oh and Pepe will score.