Special Juan

He's at Arsenal smiling now, our team have no smilers, looks like nobody wants to be here

You know there is problems when even Romano and co are rehashing stories but not even giving an update. They are clueless because it's all in house.

Mendy is bog average, another one here collecting the cash.

We are paying the wages of Emerson, Barkley, CHO, Werner, Sarr, Ziyech and Alonso, think of the money if that trailer load of shite went.

Massive wages off the bill for a player that offers nothing.

Don't get me started on him.

Liverpool and Bayern don't buy lazy players

Malang Sarr and Barkley are higher wage earners than Mount and Reece James

Everton first game yipeeee No way this lot will cope with the Goodison atmosphere that day

I'd renege now and get Ronaldo in at least he can score goals.

Not just quality on the ball but an absolute mentality monster who grafts like fuck and want's it all the time. Look at the teams around us even bringing Spurs and arsenal into it and what they have up top. City have Haaland, Mahrez, Foden, Liverpool have Salah, Diaz and Nunez, Spurs have Kane and Son with Richarlison and Arsenal have Jesus, Saka and Martinelli....all more options, more fluidity, more threat than us who have Kai Fucking Havertz, Werner and CHO

Got laughed at by some when I said last season we should be looking at Jesus, he's fucking quality and work like a dog on and off the ball, the lad is a quality finisher too. But let's stick with Havertz eh, another fucking waste of space.

Meanwhile Raphinha is scoring worldies.

Was Huddersfield quality a few seasons ago whilst on loan and remains that way. If you think this lad possess enough quality for us your deluded. Championship level players at best

Knew this was coming, said it to my lad on Friday we would be lucky to not get beaten by 6 or 7, absolutely no direction what so ever and I keep coming back to the same thing, if you go into the season or starts games without a recognised striker, never mind Havertz, there is a problem. Werner, Ziyech, Sarr, Emerson, Barkley, Batshit, Barkley, Kennedy, Azpilicueta, Alonso. None of them should not even in thinking never mind anything else. The squad is bloated and needs reducing, that way more quality can be added because that list of names is shambolic. If we start the season badly I'm telling you now TT will be gone before the fourth game.

Big test for us tonight. I expect another Havertz shit show.

the whole believing things is a completely different subject here, my point I'm making is imagine being Kounde months and months ago thinking Chelsea are coming for me to then it all fall apart, then come a few weeks ago we are cock rubbing over Ake and De Ligt, both players fuck us off and then we are like the teenager who's been dumped for the fat tart.

And fucking him off going for Ake and De Ligt, hence me saying we make ourselves look like fucking mugs if he goes elsewhere. Scatter gun transfer approach like firing bullets from a rifle in the hands of a child. We might have new owners but the approach to getting players is still as laughable as ever. We have deserved this, I hope the fucker goes to Barcelona and we learn one big fucking lesson from all of this.

If he goes to Barcelona then I'm sorry but Law and all the other journalists and us look a fucking shambles

He ain't going to Barca

Too weak minded Werner for me. Too much is made of his so called off the ball runs but he does fuck all with it at his feet. Not a number 9 because he's got the body of a child and limited skill set for the wide positions. You can rule him out of one position just simply based on the signing of Sterling alone. I want another really trick winger for the right side signed, I do not trust CHO one bit and hang on hope that Puli can be that but I'm not sure

Matt Law saying it's drawing to an end the Kounde saga.

Quality ASM

Chelsea still have a fax machine. could be some time.

Romano is waiting to tap one in from Ornstein