Ainsley Harriott

Only Houdini could make disappear faster.

Changing your tune, huh?

I said Suaréz wouldn't score!! Nostradamus Scousers are mad doe. Waiting for dem excuses to fly in. CHELSEA!

Fucking cunt. U mad Lucas.

Taste of your own medicine shithead.

Negged.

Kissed the badge, too.

Shanghai? Look out for the trannies, they may try to fool you.

How is Luiz doing in the midfield? Anything that might make José play him there more often?

This passing makes me moist.

GOAAAAAL

Fuck I fell asleep

Loool Seamus Coleman scores more than our strikers

Bruma will choke doe. For the rest of your posts:

Tbfm not much we could've done witht this one... Although he'd be perfect.

So you claim.

Tbh we've had some luck this season. Can't really complain...

Choulo and Guarín - the only love story that's worse than Twilight?

C'mon man

Yes, I'm sure José will let his best player join the team that treated him like shit months ago.

Keeps earning praise from José. "The kid gave everything and his last action in the game was defending in our box the progression of Swansea's left-back in a situation that was really dangerous. The kid was really tired when I took him off because he played a high intensity game three days ago." http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3591500

I repeat, Suárez will not score.

Suárez will not score.

Sterling just made Eto'o's miss look ok

No point in complaining about our strikers. Same shit, different toilet.