Steve

Oh boy don't tease me like that unless you are going to deliver the goods what happened mate?

Hoping to find some very happy/drunk girls out in London tonight celebrating

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Just got my tickets Anyone else going to go?

Friends!

Still praying for you mate! Hope you get through this! Come on guys, lets reach the target!

Valdes He had been having his best season ever and was the bedrock of Barcelona's success. But what the Catalan fans did not expect to find at the end of their Champions League game were his mummified remains just inside the 6 yard box. The astonishing remains, found long after the final whistle, are believed to be a first in Champions League football. Forensic investigators have the pointed the finger at a complete lack of movement for a sustained period combined with severe boredom as causing the tragedy. Club Medic Alfonso Garcia 'we knew that our defenders wouldn't see much of the ball but to lose a player in this way is very sad'. 'The players have been training all week for this kind of situation, but nothing can prepare you for this, seeing Arsenal choke on the big stage again was just too much for them' he continued. Valdes had been the Barcelona keeper since 2006 and had appeared in countless one sided games over the years, but experts believe that Arsenal's intricate passing and complete inability to launch dangerous long balls into the box was the final straw. A reserve player came across the body, which was dressed in full kit and a vest with a sock on the right foot, and immediately alerted authorities. 'It's just shocking,' manager Pep Guardiola told reporters. 'we were a bit worried when he didn't move for the late Arsenal chance but we just assumed that he'd seen that it was Nicolas Bentner'. UEFA had been warned of the risks after three Barcelona defenders had fallen asleep during the 2008 Champions League final between the two sides but had been assured by Arsenal officials that this time would be different. Officials have promised to launch a full enquiry and have granted Barcelona's request to play the rest of this seasons competition without a goalkeeper as a silent tribute to their fallen comrade. http://www.themondaysupplement.co.uk/sport/barcelona-keeper-found-dead-after-arsenal-match/

Will see what I can do lad! Anyone got any good questions to ask?

Going to stop past the bridge tomorrow and pick up some tickets for it. Pretty expensive but i don't come here all that often so ill make the most of it!

Some nice woman around there lad?

Anyone know of any good bars or clubs around London that you would recommend? Only been to a couple of bars around Fulham Broadway so just wondering what else is around. Any suggestions would be great!

AN AUDIENCE WITH... TERRY, LAMPARD & MCEACHRAN Posted on: Mon 07 Mar 2011 John Terry and Frank Lampard will be joined by Josh McEachran for the latest instalment of An Audience With at Stamford Bridge next month. The first-team trio will take to the stage to answer fans' questions for the event and Blues can now purchase tickets for the evening, which takes place on Thursday 21 April. The event will be hosted by former Blue Jason Cundy and tickets, which include three complimentary drinks and a buffet, cost £35 each. Click An Audience With to book your tickets, alternatively you can call 0871 984 1955 or email [email protected]. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know if this is worth going to? Has anyone ever been to one of them before?

Do not rate the twat at all. Prick of a player.

Fixed up your answers for your question! Looks a lot better to me!

6-0

I personally don't find it funny. Sickening tackle. Carragher should be banned for at least 3 weeks. They can't even put a sentence together.....

Its not over until its over. But to be fair its a bit of a mountain to climb. But it is not impossible.

Will be at this game. Looking forward to it! I think we can finally put one over these twats. Main reason is because Chelsea have never ever lost or drawn a game when i have been in the crowd, or even been in England for that matter

I am doing so badly this season. So annoyed

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Not long until kick off. Good line up. Lets get the three points come on chels

I sure am lad