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@BluesMaster BANG! Once more ..... BANG! And from a distance ....BANG We will zap those cats!!

yeah ... idiots.

Obvious question is obvious. Yes, it does.

You want to make a crazy blended mix together and see what song erupts?

Lol!! That translates as : Mou had a talk with KDb, thinks he will use him in a team that is challenging the epl title - going for long term motherfucking badness - also Champions League style. So we as a german team had to fuck off. Simple really.

Can i have you watermelon like with a touch of vodka too?

Dudes!!

Yes! Blended and sturred very well! Ill add bananas

Nom nom. I do like strawberries though.

Lovely crazyyyy! What do you taste like! Mm?

Dude I am belgian. I puked from drinking to much in the hole of a youth house billiart table when i was 14. Boooya! Btw Scots are worse!Edit: to the young people. You see how I ended up. Dont go there. Be responsible young adults. Your liver will thank you for it.

One for the Polish guys here. When i was playing a match in my hometown we played the local 'veterans'. I had to mark Wlodek Lubanski. Best Polish player ever - made it to the wold team with Cruyff and Pele. While he was almost 50 and i was 17, he scored 5 goals against me and made a fool out of me like there was no tomorrow. I drove him home (in Lokeren) and we had a beer. He said i was fast, strong, but sucked way too much anyway to make it pro :-)

Ah picture of the Gods. Thor! Nice to finally meet you!

Ow sexy sweetie ..... I will kiss you a good welcome like a nice boy does to another special boy! Yes yes ... you know you like that! High five dude! Anyway welcome, Join this jolly group of craziness! Good luck. You will need it ....

Because Thor wanted to rule in French! ps: even lamer joke!

@Kazadoo Who are you actually, since you seem to know how I taste ? Edit: freaky post, but it makes sense and is completely legit.... Trust me.

Ow but if it was Cavani and Lukaku, I would say Hiya! Add Torres and Ba .... Youth destruction. Actually sell Torres and I would say ok! People misunderstand so much ....

This is going to sting a little ....

Belgium is great!! Pretty hot these days though ....

Sooooooooooo ... shaved or non shaved?

Ok man. It has been MUCH better for one. On the other hand ... he did other stuff strikers need to do. Movement, weighing, pressure,pace, force, scoring , .... at 19? So what now.... does the relative lack of defensive competence make Hazard a bad midfielder? Or Mata? Maybe the lack of a super first touch doesnt make Lukaku a bad striker. What a bogus metaphor - elephant. Tggg.

Now that is the root cause! /goober: Comon - be serious.

I know Choulo ... lol!! You serious sexy Lebanese motherfucker you

We have Hazard .....