Sir Mikel OBE

"casual from mendy" sums him up perfectly now. I dont know if its because he knows his job is safe, but my main man has been playing it REAL easy.

How far away is Ziyech in terms of fitness?

I'd take anybody over that tall lump right now tbf.

Grealish has some skill

Taken off when we were chasing the match....and was probably the smartest thing Lamps did all day. Unlike Havertz I think he has the quality to come good relatively quickly. Play him up top.

I agree Maddison is much better. I think FOden plays in a better system than us that makes him look better.

Mount hit the post and won a penalty. He put a proper shift in. We need more from other attackers.

CHO has been fantastic. He has to start now.

The fuck is this clown taking our penalties for?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tammy gets stick but he keeps trying.

Thats onside

Mendy is really Lax. Whats happened to our GK?

We are getting closer and closer to that first shot on target.

He got pissed when Abraham crossed it to Kante too.

Bellerin and Abraham having a laugh over how shiite we are.

Just when you think it cant get worse. Here comes Kai.

Saka is destroying us.

Real good save from Mendy. They are slicing us open

Playing Kante as a winger now. Out of Idea.

You cant give somebody that much space in the box. Even if its a miss hit you leave yourself open to that.

Werner wont take nicely to this All this money spent for nothing.

Hes out of position. Play him up top and I have no doubt hes quality. Havertz is crap though.

Jesus Christ! Unsavable FK.

The only option I see is put on Giroud and pray. I dont know how we fix this with whats on the pitch.