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Wavy Crockett

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  1. Exactly, Torres is a grown ass man, he won't break down crying because of the Boos he'll get. Yes, It may affect his performance, but we have to stop protecting him from those Scouser cunts. It's time Torres dealt with his murderous, ticket snatching, hub-cap stealing demons.

    cosine

    Scumpool supporters symbolise everything that's wrong with this world, all things evil...Who's better suited to lead our troops to victory against these monsters than Saint Fernando?!

  2. how could he not want to sign with us? problems with owners who are russian jews? I'm genuinely perplexed..

    I mean he'd rather go to Spurs and in no way do they look likely to be in a CL final the coming years

    but if he doesn't fancy Chelsea no point going after him

  3. Right, this would be brilliant:

    It is the 123rd minute, there was only 1 minute of stoppage time added on at the end of extra time. The scores are locked at 2-2. The linesman makes a mistake and awards us a throw in that was clearly Liverpool's. It's thrown in by Ivanovic illegally to Drogba, who elbows Carragher in the face as he challenges for the ball. Drogba then loses the ball, and Terry lunges in from behind, and is miles away from getting the ball, as Suarez gets clattered by Terry, the ball slips out from under his feet to Kalou, who handles the ball in an effort to control it. As half of Wembley rages for a foul, Kalou dribbles to the byline, takes the ball over the line and then knocks it back to Lampard, who crosses it in for Torres who is 5 yards offside, and scores a spectacular bicycle kick just as the final whistle is blown. Torres then runs over to the Liverpool fans, takes off his shirt and reveals an undershirt that says "Sorry you had to give up a month's worth of welfare benefits to see this happen", Di Matteo channel's Jose Mourinho and first sprints down the touchline then shushes the now violently raging Scousers, and finally, a Chelsea plastic flag is handed out to every single Liverpool player, coach and representative present. Luis Suarez is sent off post-match, and as he exits the field, he is hit by a stray stick of celery, which somehow possesses the mass to knock out his teeth.

    Lmao but no...we must beat them fair and square..no controversial decisions. Hope we outplay them on every single position

    what's the latest on Luiz and Cahill? I'm hoping at least one of them will be fit within the next days so they can train 100% and then partake in this massive game

  4. I could accept Hazard not coming here if it wasn't for the fact he'll go to United or City otherwise, making it a disaster for us. Couldn't he just go to Italy or something instead? <_<

    how many damn worldclass players are you gonna get City??????? :readthemessage:

  5. am always expecting a Spurs win at Aston Villa, worst team in the league next to Rovers & Wolves

    you would expect them to win at The Cottage as well if they're still in it for 4th

    just hoping Bolton will give it a real go, terrific chance for them to avoid relegation now

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