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Larsson scores for Brum. Birmingham 1-0 Derby

Portsmouth can win this game, we're looking as shite as ever.

Belletti played him on

Defoe 1-1

Ballack looks feffing ridiculous

Nasty gash on his head. Hope it isn't too serious and he can continue.

Reading 0-2 Bolton

Malouda did something

Lassana Diarra smashes the ball at SWP's face. Come on! ANELKA 1-0

Malouda shoots, but Hreidarsson clears

Great tackle by TBH. good save by Cech

My nan could have Malouda figured out at the moment. He doesn't know when to pass, when to run, when to shoot. A player seriously lacking confidence, a goal would do him good.

Yes it does indeed. We will hopefully have a lot of good problems. Who will occupy the wing positions? Who starts up front? Who plays in midfield? A fully fit squad will leave us with so many options.

Liverpool will never win the league until they load Benitez into the cannon.

Great news I got scouted for a local team called Tamworth, then got scouted to have a trial at Stoke City. I didn't get in, but you're right - it is a start.

Wigan 1-0 Wet Spam

The world ISN'T equal. As angry as that makes me, its a fact of life.

What is going on? Man United denied a penalty?

James with a good save from Anelka.

2 mins additional time

Ben Haim clears after Baros may have put Portsmouth in the lead. Makelele with a poor ball but Ballack made an excellent block.

Nolan has scored for Bolton. Portsmouth 0-0 Chelsea with a few minutes in this first half remaining.

Pamarot hits the crossbar with a thunderous header

Off the line by Krancjar from Ballack's header.

Malouda is so indecisive