BlueLion.

Word of advice for Mark Noble - don't pick a fight with Alex.

3 minutes added on, let's keep the score as it is and not do a United

How did Piquionne miss?!?

Scott Parker you dirty cunt! DELIBERATELY hurt Essien.

3-1 Parker scores, Cech mistake.

ESSIEN 3-0

TERRY off ALEX on

Yes. His work rate has been exceptional and in this second half where we've invited a lot of pressure, he, Essien, Mikel and Ivanovic have all been very good. On the other hand, Drogba's been quiet. And that's being complimentary, done literally nothing since the half-time whistle.

KAKUTA on ANELKA off

Been impressed by Ramires in this game.

You're right, you're entitled to your own opinion. If you don't like it, NattyBlue, argue against the point, don't tell him to 'die'

Luis Boa Morte Cunt has gone off, Dyer is on.

HT 2-0 Hopefully that offside goal will wake us up.

Arsenal 1-1 Bolton

Gone sloppy since the second goal... Benayoun on please.

MIKEL hits the bar

A lot better than Lampard's

City 0-1 Blackburn A mistake by Joe Hart

Here's a nice thing: Olifinjana, on loan from Hull, has just scored for Cardiff AGAINST Hull

COMEDY GOAL

KALOU 2-0

We're on Five Live mate.

Come on Blues, let's get a second and have another SIX :cfc:

ESSIEN 1-0

Please win, Blues! Stat attack: League matches - 80 West Ham wins - 32 Chelsea wins - 31 Draws - 17 Let's even that stat up!