BlueLion.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS REFEREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

We've not been amazing - but we've actually genuinely been at least good - since the new number 9 came on.

Looks good, doesn't he? Impressed.

#CampaignAgainstChelsea

I accept that, but Morata is a £65m marquee signing... but anyway, I suppose hindsight is a wonderful thing. Regardless, Michy was dreadful and AM9 has looked lively.

I now wish for a Morata hat-trick.

Let's say we lose 2-3... it would at least be something of a moral victory given the position we were in. But you look at how we've performed since AM9 came on, and you have to question Conte - why did he not start? He's galvanised us.

Post of the season. I'm normally quite positive towards referees and show emphathy towards them, but how he is an "elite" referee is somewhat beyond me.

MORAAATTTTAAAAA

You look at how poor our defence looks and you have to think, why the fuck did we loan Kurt?

I'm not sure how a - we haven't had a penalty, and b - how Burnley still have 11 players. Mee, red card for me there if Cahill's was a red. Clueless officiating.

Good free-kick by Alonso, well-saved by Heaton.

True, but - as much as I love Michy - that change had to be made.

A debut goal for Morata would ease some of the pain. Microcosmically, anyway.

Surely the same players who stabbed the most successful manager in our history in the back can't possibly repeat such an horrendous act of betrayal?!

Let's at least show some fucking pride. Would rather lose 5-2 having given it a fucking go, than play like this.

Spurs are better prepared than us and they've not even signed anyone.

Okay - so how else do we explain the complete capitulation here? No pride, no backbone, no desire. We've been in worse positions than 1-0 down and a red card at home to Burnley - the players have effectively bent over and Burnley have gone in dry. Gutless.

It's quite clear: Conte lost the dressing room over the Costa situation. We've been down to 10 men against harder teams than Burnley and shown greater conviction. We saw more backbone in 15/16 under Mourinho, even under Hiddink.

This is Burnley. BURNLEY. Not Barcelona, Bayern Munich, fucking Burnley. This is a disgrace. We were never this bad even under Hiddink in 15/16. I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed to be a Chelsea fan. This is worse than when we were dicked 3-0 at Middlesbrough in 2006, worse than the 3-0 at home to Sunderland in 2011, worse than any result under Mourinho or Hiddink two years ago. Horrendous.

Fixed.

Spend £200 million, or we're finishing outside the top 4. Simple as that.

Europa League winners 2018/19.

Don't see how that's going to help unless we're wheeling Hazard out in a wheelchair and Bakayoko on crutches?