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Thats impressive!

32. He admitted he's the only one at Chelsea with any brains 33. He was honest about wanting to leave, but made the right decision in the end

I think his username should be changed to stevie G!

Great vid Alex... AVE IT! lol Must of been amazing to be there last night

We need to sort out defensive issues if we're gonna have any chance

And fucking ITV! BBC shoulda kept the rights

We cant get rid of someone that can do that!

Knocking liverpool out of europe 2 years in a row!

If i nearly died on a football pitch i dont think i'd be throwing myself around as much as what i had been. He's still one of the best he's just had a few mental moments lately

Unforgettable!

If we win a trophy and he leaves it will just be like a kick in the crotch!

14. his celebration at Anfield when he shhhhed the kop 15. the 2 goals against Bayern 16. The goal at the Nou camp

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What a game!!! Think i've just about calmed down and recovered. First half we were poor but we really woke up second half, our defence was sloppy though. One of the best games i've seen!! At no point in the game were we actually going out. It feels amazing to say we've knocked them out 2 years running fucking scummy twats! I fucking hate ITV commentators how they're so fucking biased to Liverpool just fuck right off!

Getting rid of Jose & Hiring Avram Grant : /

Lets hope for our sake they don't! Come on Avram blag your way through it like you did to get the Chelsea job!

Are you kidding? Joe Cole is one of our best players, Bosingwa has been our best signing, he may of dipped lately but he has been fantastic most of the season,

Well if we aint gonna get Jose back then we have to do our best to keep hold of hiddink, sometimes seems like the club is trying to destroy itself!

Pffffft fixed

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He is needed because what if Malouda or Kalou gets injured who can we bring in to replace them... Quaresma.. However in my opinion he should be ahead of Malouda and Kalou anyway

HAHAHA FUCKING LOVE IT!

What a dickhead Thats hilarious! and the torres chant, hope it gets going tuesday!

Absolutely brilliant, it is spot on. Proof scousers are scum of the earth