Kojo

Henrique wud be a fuckin boss right back, he wud just jump on yo bitch, you come ere, mayne i fuckin kill you, yeah mayne try take the ball past me, mo fucka try take it past me, ya mo fucker u aint gettin no were bieeetch, no man just no, omfg i got the ball, ya man dats rite, i be da booooooooombbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man.

Lavezzi is coming up 28 isn't he?, i'm glad we never signed him.

My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.

Right, i have a new plan the players we should get Hulk Hazard Henrique Cech Ivanovic-Luiz-Terry-Cole Ramires-Mikel Hulk-Hazard-Mata Henrique Henrique will be the full chemistry, he has unbelievable tekkers, and we can get him on a free, at the moment i'm trying to get him to sign a contract on this forum, but sorry TalkChelsea you can't keep him forever, he has too much talent.

Henrique are you available?, i think we shud buy you, i bet you got UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS to show!.

Lol you seem to be tired of a lot of things

Creative team is a team what can pass and have ideas, and Torres has never been a god under the spaniads, even with his days at Liverpool when he used to score a goal every game. Some players just aren't for there country, look at Andy Cole and Seydou Doumbia.

FUCK OFF KONO DOESNT EVEN HAVE ORANGE FLASH.

Oh the team where he was kick ass in the first half of the season, PLAYING ON THE LEFT SIDE, then the second half centrally, NOT AS GOOD.

Irelands favourite colour is potato.

Mata isn't, he is better on the left side, Bertrand runs in from left aswell as cole, Mata also has work rate and slots deeper into midfield but still has creative freedom.

Have you ever seen your team win a title?, no you haven't.

FOR FUCK SAKE, i hate all you guys, i came on here expecting Hazard to have signed, becaues there's been 6 pages in under 10 minutes, it turns out you are just arguing with this liverpool nonce.

Hazard and Torres could form a great partnership, that's why i want him to play behind him, also Hazards finishing is boss!.

Stop bull shitting like i have said, it's a fact Torres has never played in a creative team eversince coming to Chelsea, that's a fact you can't argue with me on that, so lets see how he does in a creative team, i'm not saying he still shouldn't of had a stupid record.

You're being silly Hulk is a winger, not a forward, he can play as a forward but he is now a winger. Buying a striker is so stupid, we have Torres who now has no excuses if we install this creativity in our play, we haven't seen him in a creative team for the past year and a half and that's a fact!. Then we have Sturridge who should be our other forward. We can't go spending a whopping sum on Cavani and that aswell, i know you're not saying that but yeah i'm just pointing it out, spending 100 million this season and we are safe, we will be spending 70 mill on Hazard and Hulk (if they sign), then we got the 14 million from De Bruyne and Marin, and we need a right back.

Pep is unproven, his buys for Barcelona wern't fantastic, that Ibrahimovic deal... what the fuck... His decision making has been spot on, but look a football manager who knows how to play good attacking football and there's hundreds of them in the world, will do well with Barcelona, that's a fact. Pep wasn't wise against us, he just decided to keep playing the same way, even though we where down to 10 men, he didn't try to tire us out by playing wider, he just kept trying to go down the middle and it wasn't working, so he's no mastermind i'll tell you that. I love his motivation with Barcelona, because he knows they are the best and he has the keep the faith and lets them do crazy things. Gary Neville done an amazing analysis on it, how Valdes gave the ball away to Benzema and they were 1-0 down in under a minute, from just a risky pass, and he kept doing it over and over again. Because Barca don't get put down by it, they keep the faith and pep likes them doing crazy things, because he knows they will still win, cause they still have strong mentallity. Pep is a good manager, but you think he will walk into this team and make us play great football and we will be winning things, no he is unproven and i would rather give the job to RDM, who people just think was lucky. RDM also deserves a contract, he's unproven and probably more than Pep but he deserves it and he's also a Chelsea legend who can motivate these players.

No one has gave Hulk the ball, Neymar has been getting the ball a lot more. Hulk has been great when he's had it though.

Henrique i don't like it, so does that mean you don't care? well watch him against Marseille, he was epic, great in pre season also.

Well Henrique i aint gonna get mad at you since we are living together now, but what more do you want?, from a kid who never gets his game?.

You are a complete tit, clearly you don't watch him, he is looking like one of the best british talents in a very long time. I believe this lad can be world class, his huge problem is, is that he isn't physical enough. He started against Norwich for Swansea, his passing was immense played a through ball to Danny Graham from the halfway line and he was one on one, then he also lost them the game because he kept getting pushed off the ball. Watch his highlights against Marseillie and reserve games, the kid is unbelievable, passing, vision. The only bad things about McEachran is his age and his build, he needs to be stronger and he is too young, it would've been his great chance this season to break through even last season, when we lacked creativity, i fear that he is going to have a hard time breaking through because in the next few years we will have new players.

You think?, this player has a lot of pace, skill and is an attacking player, Zhirkov was like a left midfielder who was good defensivly. Totally different players in my opinion.

Really surprised Hulk never took a shot there, i thought he was going to split the net, it turns out he goes for the square.