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Lol, Tots are loosing it, it's not judo match

Did Mou went with some spectacular Pingu pep-talk in the break, or we just completely switched off?

Yeah, Lamela couldn't decide if he should wave his hands or play dead there

Mendy says no…

Why criticize sarriball passing? Better to have the ball, than not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Love this guy already, lol All he did was a save and we are going crazy here

SO wish we could hear it, lol

Did the Tottenham guys made some huge mistakes picking studs for this match or they are trying to mortal kombat-esque slide their way through the pitch?

So we had downside of Mendy's size just now – he took ages to stand up from this mess

For some reason I like that mr Mendy already, whatever he turns out to be in terms of goalkeeping

Nice shot, still they gave him all the time in the world

GET IN

At least we look quite effective and engaged in recovering the ball

Willy had birthday yesterday, is it why he isn't in the squad today, lol?

Willy is kind of guy, who does what he has to do, so it's hard to expect any impossible saves from him, but facts are: Media would be fueled with those stats for weeks and Kepa would be trashed unhumanly. Just for everyone to think about it. And second thing is that Willy's positioning at first goal was not better, than Kepa's fails/experiments in this regard.

It was like this since I can remember, don't worry, it's not new, lol

WBA defense almost injured themselves with the ball, yet we cannot finish any 100% situation, lol

Anybody: Havertz, which position You play in this match? Stone-cold Havertz: Yes

Meritocracy or not, Personally I'm more concerned that someone in the club didn't learnt his lesson and playing Mount everywhere, everytime will finally end in some totally needless, nasty injury (knock wood)

Just realized it's a first match with that Crystal Palace third kit. Hope that while it's not pretty, it's at least lucky

Good match, given start of season and bunch of new players, hopefully of Havertz and Silva it's a good start now. Feeling bit pity for our former academy player Collins. The major factor that worries me is that we should have been awarded two pens and we were given none.

No brainfarts now, please

OG

Barkley showing he's just a bland squad player on every occasion

Kova showing some interesting ideas. Good to see some well thought out long passes, maybe it's not yet Fabregas level, but welcomed sight anyway