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http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2068471,00.html Fucks sake. Fucking Benayounnext.

Ri-fucking-diculous. Shocking decision. What do we need in our team? A pacey trickey wing man who can score goals and who isn't very old. We get one that we've brought through and then we fucking sell him to Fenerbache. Gooood one. Kakuta to Al Alhy next probably.

This is ridiculous that we have sold him to Fenerbache, I'm not happy at all.

Ah yeah Jhon Pirez how is that kid? I haven't seen that much of him but heard he's meant to be pretty good, a good finisher; good composure. Any more details or highlights?

I thought Prosenik was meant to be the next big thing?

Joe Cole - major don't give a shit anymore. He can do what he likes, if he wants to stay he should hurry up and sign and stop being a little money-grabbing bitch - otherwise jog on and find another club, he's been nowhere near his best since his injury anyway.

I've still seen nothing of any kids coming in either.

I think tribal football are one of the more reputable sources actually....

Hahahaha him and yossi bennayoun. Too funny.

LOL

I am pretty sure it is Man shitty that he's signed for now, I really don't think he's signed with us.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1284101/Chelsea-aim-advantage-chaos-Liverpool-big-new-bid-Fernando-Torres.html Probably [read: almost definitely] more paper talk with little substance, but the claims about Torres -> Chelsea are growing in number. You've also got to think, will he want to stay at a club not in champions league, with ownership problems, massive debt and managerial uncertainty? Probably not. Will he want to go to any club not in champions league and purely for money? Probably not Manchester Shitty. Will he want to go to Manchester United? No! Will he want to go to Real Madrid? Probably not based on his Atletico connections. Barcelona? Well they have just signed David Villa, they have Ibrahimovic, Messi, Pedro, Henry, usually only play with one striker, can't see Torres or Villa working as wingers so it's unlikely they'll burn 50-70 million on him. Atletico? Not in champions league and probably don't have the financial clout to take him back. So we do seem like the most logical option unless he'd prefer to see out his contract or we decide we don't want him.

Haha nice quick edit there! Hopefully we won't waste this kid, I really want to see him in the chelsea first team one day and not constantly shunted in favour of shitty old past it players that we sign for over the odds prices and for no reason.

What's this Amin Affane like then? I've neither seen nor heard anything about him?

Anyone heard of any youth signings we've picked up so far this summer? Only one I've heard of so far is Amin Affane, was another bloke from Feyenoord that we were meant to sign but arsenal snatched him at the last minute I believe. I think we've got that kid Jhon Pirez to come over to us this season too as well as Delac of course. I'm always interested in the youth teams, always good to see home(ish) produced talent. So has anyone heard of any other youth signings?

Thank God that's at least one more player we won't have to deal with the transfer bullshit circus with. Although no doubt goal.com or tribalfootball.com will try.

Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien has signed an extension to his contract with the West London side, keeping him at Stamford Bridge until 2015. The influential midfielder has been out of the Chelsea side since December with a knee ligament injury but still featured in the Blues’ title triumph. Essien enjoyed one of his best performances for the club last season at home against Wolves where only the crossbar denied him a hat-trick to cap a dream performance. And the Ghana star is delighted that the club have demonstrated their desire to keep him at Stamford Bridge for another five seasons. “I am looking forward to coming back and enjoying my football and winning more trophies with the club,” he said. The midfielder has scored 22 times in his 185 appearances for the team and has established himself as a fans’ favourite in his five-year spell at Stamford Bridge Essien will not feature for his country at this summer’s World Cup, and is instead focusing on being fully fit for the start of the club season in August. Click here

I think it is Man shitty that he's signed for.

No way!

As much as this is probably bollocks, I don't want the fucking transfer circus coming around again for us this summer a la john terry last year and frank lampard before that, if the players don't want to leave or if the club don't want to sell then someone please come out and say so so we don't have the bloody hoo hah again.

Hahahaha RIGHT! Good one.

PLEASE NO! Much prefer stoch to be playing. I really don't want benayoun. Torres, Mascherano yes benayoun no.

I'm not so confident this will happen now.

Is there any way to put a bullshit/ repeated question filter on this thread!? Getting ridiculous.

Lad and a gentleman. good luck to him. wish him the best.