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Yeah very salty!

Yeah that kids had vids since he was knee high. Has a shit load of hype to live up to.

Yeah very cute and pretty but WHY? I've always considered these little expensive collectables like cocaine. Invented by someone thats decided you make far too much money! £40 for a bog roll ffs! Whatever next? Not always thought this way tho. Used to be a Beat the Jomses sort of bloke who always had to get the newest gadget etc. But I can honestly say the only NEW things in my flat are probably trainers. And thats just its difficult getting vintage size 15s My Mrs was the same. She loved her clothes and accessories but again loved vintage. She also liked collecting Murano glass (specially Millefiori flower) and yellow diamonds so it made it easy come B'days and Xmas lol But other than that I buy everything 2nd hand. Good quality but much much cheaper than when it was new. Goes for everything - TV, suite, washing machine, fridge even me bed (tho she drew the line at our mattress! Not buying all the latest trinkets and 'stuff' let us use our money on having fun. Travelling, getting shitfaced, going out. MY RECORDS hahaha!!!

Chelsea's Eden Hazard: Maurizio Sarri and I share 'same footballing ideas' http://www.espn.co.uk/soccer/chelsea/story/3756249/chelseas-eden-hazard-maurizio-sarri-and-i-share-same-footballing-ideas This says a lot!!!

And thats his everyday name! By night its Ivor Bollokoff!

Probably got a stable full of them!

Or that he is just a frustrating sit on the fence kinda guy that can never make up his mind what to do!

Awwww Poor Mz @Vesper - He's 44 years younger than me and I couldn't give a fuck!

Needs help in the defence phase!

And I was thinking the opposite How good it would be for him to fill his boots and we bring him back like a new player. Yeah OK far fetched but would save us money. AM wont pay us anywhere near what we paid.

Doesn't anyone find these remarks amazing considering how they said training was fun and it made a nice change to what they had been doing before? Our players get away with murder.

Poor poor chap! Hes a fuckin millionaire diva that should suck it up and do his best whether he is in his position or on the bench waiting!

As my old dear would say 'They're a bunch of big girls blouses!'

Guess we will never know! Gotta be in it to win it and we don't even buy a ticket to enter the race!

Never a truer post!

Bruv the only REAL genuine links are when a club announce they've signed someone. If we waited till then we would have no up n downs to fill our lives with more excruciating diarrhoea and constipation! The years never change mate do they. We read links or not. Be boring otherwise.

Its just a shame he wont help us NOW But Pep really wants him too. Abramovich wants to take La Masia star Ilaix to Chelsea The Premier League side have joined the chase for the next Paul Pogba https://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/abramovich-wants-to-take-la-masia-star-ilaix-to-chelsea-7256459

With the north London Arseholes after him and Ancelotti saying he would die to sign him I dount very much if Mz Penny Pinschers formula of going in with a big low ball will have much effect at all. Some blinding players just dropping out of our reach thru apathy and ineptness!

Looks like Gooners are after him

Looks like Shitty really want/wanted him.

Alwayts easier touse a scapegoat than take the blame.

You're not ranting at me me old China! I agree! Problem is that peeps keep saying we should drop all the ones playing badly - It will leave us with this which can't be worse for some games And I've been lenient on some of them. Piazon RLC Pedro Kovacic Kante Ampadu Emerson Rudi Luiz Zapacosta Willy

Never been into bird spotting! Got some good lads there tho. Maybe we need a German manager sometime?

I liked The Don!

The majority realise we are in a bad spot concerning needing upgrades. The others still have their rose tinted specs on or smoking summet much stronger than I am. And I doubt tat very much! So good that an old Bill took some off me yesterday and II HAD TO GIVE HIM £60 ffs!!!