Ossie

Given the pre-season and the gloom a fantastic reult and great performance. FFS 6-0 on the first day - when has that ever happened, and all EPL teams are worthy opponents and this is the type of fixture where we;ve slipped up in the last few seasons. Blackpool will be seriously pissed at having their spot taken so quickly - but thats the EPL and thats Chelsea - yee ha

No, until I heard there was to be no more new signings

The Famous Glasgow Rangers and Alloa Athletic

HI Gary Fair few Scottish Blues here, welcome to the site - WATP BITC

Aye I know and theres a world of difference between yid and Jew c... which is an outrageous thing to say. The intent is entirley different - just didn't want to get a staight red for calling a yid a yid. My senior manaher nearly choked once when I referred to my line manager as a yid wanker to his face i some banter- took a bit of explanation as she wasn't aware of the context

Do we call Spuds fans just that now then

Thanks guys and gal - thats helpful, getting used to it - got a Chelsea wallpaper and putting a Liquidator ringtone on tonight. It is really very good apart from the battery life.

Welcome mate, good to see another Scottish bluenose blue here. BITC WATP

Take Fergie's empties back and buy a new house

I think he's definitely worth keeping, he scored often and often vitally last season and he's not ancient. Still plenty of goals in him and if he keeps the attitude right then he'll keep doing well with us. An extension is fine by me, not as if we're signing him. If he plays up he can feck off

I got an iphone yesterday, a 3g. My wife got an upgarade on her phone and this was it. I'm getting to grips with it but don't know how to put a wallpaper of my choice on e.g an image from the internet of a Chelsea player and I don't know how to set a ringtone of my choice - not one of the preset ones. Can anyone help an old technophobe....

Scouser has an affair with a girl barely old enough to have sex while his slag of a wife shags about - where exactly is the story here

Thanks for the welcome guys - I will be sticking around this time. BITC WATP

Not really new but I've been away for a while - hello again

I hope he does come - Christ knows we seem to have been trying long enough - I have an awful feeling though that we're going to be second for a lot of signings

Thats excellent - I love these parodies, well done .....

yee ha

ffs I must be a jinx

"So, am I to be penalized because both my husband and I are employed andour employers provide decent health care because someone who isunemployed can have health care or some company choose not to providefor their employees?" Yes because thats what decent and civilised societies do - look after their own who can't look after themselves. Is it their fault they are unemployed? Does their cancer go untreated because they cant find a job or work for an employer that doesn't look after them? And for the Brits who complain about waiting for essentially free specialist services? Get a taxi to a private hospital and leave the NHS for us who are grateful for it and its staff

Just finishing One Bullet Away by Nathaniel Fick

Absolutely tragic. Poor man must have been desperate to do this. I hope he can rest in peace and if there is a place you go to I hope he is with his daughter.

Cheers, thats done the trick.

This doesn't surprise me at all - that lot of unwashed scum would brick it from a Boys Brigade parade. Theyre very brave with the diddy SPL clubs but when it comes to having the half chance of a toe to toe they invariably shit themselves.

Thanks for the welcome guys. I don't know whats wrong but some of the messages disappear when I scroll down and the photos/avatars don't show - anyone any ideas ? Cheers Aesthetic Relic, Celtic Are Shite if I remember correctly...they are indeed and their scummy fans need a lesson in manners and decency after yesterdays shocking behaviour

Hi from Scotland. Been a blue since 1970. Member of Shed End but like the look of this site. I also like Rangers, Ajax, Hamburg and Linfield as teams from other places. I love - Chelsea, my wife, my kids, my dog, music, alcohol and Katherine Jenkins I hate - Dippers and all that goes with them, Spuds, Celtic, the Arse, Man U and several other things that I hope to expand on in coming posts.