Ossie

Given the pre-season and the gloom a fantastic reult and great performance. FFS 6-0 on the first day - when has that ever happened, and all EPL teams are worthy opponents and this is the type of fixture where we;ve slipped up in the last few seasons. Blackpool will be seriously pissed at having their spot taken so quickly - but thats the EPL and thats Chelsea - yee ha

No, until I heard there was to be no more new signings

The Famous Glasgow Rangers and Alloa Athletic

HI Gary Fair few Scottish Blues here, welcome to the site - WATP BITC

Aye I know and theres a world of difference between yid and Jew c... which is an outrageous thing to say. The intent is entirley different - just didn't want to get a staight red for calling a yid a yid. My senior manaher nearly choked once when I referred to my line manager as a yid wanker to his face i some banter- took a bit of explanation as she wasn't aware of the context

Do we call Spuds fans just that now then

Thanks guys and gal - thats helpful, getting used to it - got a Chelsea wallpaper and putting a Liquidator ringtone on tonight. It is really very good apart from the battery life.

Welcome mate, good to see another Scottish bluenose blue here. BITC WATP

Take Fergie's empties back and buy a new house

I think he's definitely worth keeping, he scored often and often vitally last season and he's not ancient. Still plenty of goals in him and if he keeps the attitude right then he'll keep doing well with us. An extension is fine by me, not as if we're signing him. If he plays up he can feck off

I got an iphone yesterday, a 3g. My wife got an upgarade on her phone and this was it. I'm getting to grips with it but don't know how to put a wallpaper of my choice on e.g an image from the internet of a Chelsea player and I don't know how to set a ringtone of my choice - not one of the preset ones. Can anyone help an old technophobe....

Scouser has an affair with a girl barely old enough to have sex while his slag of a wife shags about - where exactly is the story here

Thanks for the welcome guys - I will be sticking around this time. BITC WATP

Not really new but I've been away for a while - hello again

I hope he does come - Christ knows we seem to have been trying long enough - I have an awful feeling though that we're going to be second for a lot of signings