Milan

As long as they are not from Russia, Ukraine and the area around. Long travelling is not what we need nor want. Something like the last season's group would be nice (Germany, Spain, Belgium). That being said though, I would love to play Celtic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWKHRfD1tc4

“I can’t wait for transfer deadline day. I’m just going to drive to as many stadiums as possible just to confuse journalists.” — Balotelli

Do you hear the glass getting broken? Absolutely love it

Fernando Torres scored in two successive games for first time since September 2011. Fernando Torres is the only Chelsea player to have the success rate of his passes under 80% (68.6%)

Bastard

Terry is honestly a good catch

Capriccioso - a massive thanks for writing it and 'getting' me into the cause. I read every single word of yours and you helped me understand a lot of things. It's a rude awakening, to be honest. I see now how naive I was.

I've been saying that one and a half year ago when first rumours about his future came up. And I will repeat it now - I would kill for Wayne Rooney, He is a hell of a player and I've always adored him, even though he's been playing for United.

lol xPetrCechx really is a legend, so many rumours thanks to him!

This is getting not ridiculous, but sad.

According to The Times, Walcott rejected a new contract Arsenal had offered and could leave them by Friday

Can you spot it ? Ivanovic you bastard!

Manchester City have been unable to agree a fee with Swansea City for Scott Sinclair. Hopefully Swans want at least £20m

Post of the day

I have no idea. This is from the official website. It may be updated, it may not.

Indeed.

Ooops my bad

Juan is a brilliant player and a person as well. Happy birthday Cesar, hopefully Chelsea will give you a gift very soon and will integrate you in the starting line-up.

We will definitely need him in defending corners and free-kicks. Just look at Drogba how useful he was in our box.

It is interesting that Lollichon wanted Courtois to play, it was his own request. You can bet he will have night of his life.

King Carlo's return? Would be special.