Benches not the shed

It depends, he definitely wouldn't be as plastic as you, you are safe with that title..... Don't worry yourself about that.

Ain't you got any lectures to be at? Tut tut

Why? Would that be because of my lack of intelligence?

Just one question for you, does the top of the thread sayFAO Alex or does it say FAO Special Juan? Answers on a postcard please.

I tried to message you but it says you have chosen to not receive messages from me so I have to put it here. In Reference to the locking of the thread. Why? Some good answers coming out and some bad ones.. Why lock it, are you afraid of debate? I have not abused anyone, apart from the mug from Estonia. However, if I had been more direct and called him a fucking Estonian mug , I could understand. I didn't though, I simply referred to him as a mug from Estonia.

Well, after reading some of the replies, I think I'll carry on doing what I'm doing... Watch my local non league team at home and watch Chelsea away. No heart or soul at Stamford Bridge anymore, I'm not sure if that is fully down all seater stadia, or if there are just too many birds at games these days.

That picture is a photoshop job that has being going about for years, shame you think it's real. I thought it was only proper tools who fell for that.

Fuck off sounds great, in fact it nearly sounds as great as your cringeworthy post match thread titles..... Yawn Quite like the idea of being a football reporter don't you... Think again son.

I'm on it mate, cheers for the heads up.

No we ain't

Glory hunter being someone who follows a club simply because of its success' .?... Anyone who supports a club after it's change of fate like chelsea, Man city and goons who stupidly thought Blackburn were on their way to world domination when Jack Walker was at the purse strings years ago...... Catch my drift? Anyone who falls within this criteria will always be suspected of being a glory hunter.

I ain't saying I am a better fan than anyone, I just don't get the foreign fan bit. Is that a crime? BUT I just can't stand glory hunters, be it Chelsea or any other club.

That is truly shocking

I'm just trying to understand it , as I don't see all these people from other countries following Charlton or Millwall( apart from the odd Dutch fella down at the Den), we were in similar positions to these two clubs 30 years ago and I didn't see any about then... So I am trying to be proved wrong that they are not just here for the silverware..

No chips here mate