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AVB, with all due respect shouldn't have been a candidate for the Chelsea job in the first place! I honestly thought at first glance, he was overrated and too young... the only things that won me round was his really impressive season at Porto, and that he had worked with of the Chelsea players before, so he could work on a strategy to get us winning regularly... Hiddink should have been the favourite to take over back then! Too bad we can't get him now though... he's back in Russia managing Anzhi Makachkala!

Still feeling under the weather with this cough! Have a real worry I might have to miss football tomorrow

I just asked Linda if she was willing to take up the Chelsea job... her reply "Haha! Yeah sure, when should I start? x"

no! Sloth is right... we really need a manager who knows us well... in this case, Mourinho! Hiring a manager, and making his tactics work efficiently, takes time... which, (as we, and more importantly, AVB have discovered), the board does not have! do I think Mourinho will be our next manager... not really... but I wouldn't rule it out!

It's as if our young players are treated like prisoners! They get locked up in the reserves, never to be used again... either that, or they get a chance to play one game, and they seem average, so what happens?? They get rotted in the reserves... soon as they go somewhere else, they're world class for their respective teams! Yeah, some Russian bloke called "Poggy-boggy-froggy-yak" has scored more goals in one game than Torres has in half a season! What does that tell you!? Compared to some Russian bloke that I can't pronounce the name of, Torres is fucking shit!

well done Francozola, fully deserved

Mourinho and Ancelotti both wanted Lampard at Inter and PSG respectively, and he never went there... Alex followed Ancelotti at PSG but that was only because he was singled out of a starting place at the club by Terry, Luiz and Cahill Mata and Luiz are relatively first team starters, and no matter who's in charge they have the attitude to want to do well for the club!

Whoever gets sold because of our underachievement, I will be happy with that ... but if Mata is one of those players ... permission to shoot myself!! Mata is without doubt... my favourite player at the moment! He is the closest we have to having Zola back in our squad!

Our 9-year managerial story in a nutshell... Roman Abramovich: Claudio, you can stay as boss for one season, then I plan to bring someone else in better than you! Claudio Ranieri: But-a boss... RA: No buts... what do you bring me in 2004? CR: Second-a place in the league-a, semi-final in-a the Champions-a League RA: YOU'RE SACKED!! Who's next?? Jose Mourinho: I am Jose Mourinho.. I am the special one! RA: What do you bring in 2005?? JM: I bring a FA Premier League trophy and a Carling Cup! RA: Excellent.. you may stay for another year... what do you bring in 2006?? JM: Another Premier League trophy!! RA: Excellent.. you may stay another year... what do you bring in 2007?? JM: The FA Cup! RA: Very good! Would have liked the Premier League too, but you may stay another year, but I'm the one who buys the players, not you!! JM: WHAT THE FUCK?? This is bullshit! I'm off!! RA: Right then, Avram Grant is now the manager, what do you bring in 2008?? Avram Grant: The Champions League final! We didn't win the trophy! RA: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU'RE SACKED! Who's next?? Luiz-Felipe Scolari: My name is Luiz-Felipe... people call me Big Phil! I won the World Cup! RA: Sounds interesting, and what do you bring in 2009?? LFS: A bad run of form! RA: YOU'RE SACKED!! WHO'S NEXT Guus Hiddink: I'm Guus, I can only manage for a couple of months, and then I have to return Russia!! RA: Damnit, well, okay, what do you bring me in 2009?? GH: The FA Cup RA: Nicely done! After a bad run of form, you manage to win us the FA Cup, please... we keep you, yes! GH: No, I'm sorry Roman, I have to manage Russia! RA: Fine then, let's get someone good, like Carlo Ancelotti! Carlo Ancelotti: Hello-a Roman! I have-a won the Champions-a League with-a Milan! RA: Very interesting indeed, and what do you bring in 2010?? CA: I bring-a The Premier-a League and-a the FA Cup boss! Mourinho-a trolled us-a in the Champions-a League with-a Inter Milano! RA: Excellent on winning the double... we shall definitely be keeping you... what do you bring in 2011? Ron Gourlay: hee hee! I just got Ray Wilkins to leave Chelsea because I can't run a football club to save my life!! CA: No-a Trophies! But we finish-a second, level on points with-a Manchester City! RA: YOU'RE SACKED!! Who's next!! Andre Villas-Boas: Hello Roman! I've worked for you before, with Mourinho! I have a coaching course achieved at 21... I am 33 years old, and I have won the Europa League with Porto! RA: Shame you didn't win the Champions League... and what do you bring in 2012?? AVB: The worst run of form this football club has ever seen, with rancid fans blaming the players! RA: FUCK YOU! YOU'RE SACKED!!! Who's next...... To be continued!! It's all about the managers here! No way, do I disrespect the glory days at our club because they were the best moments, but that's the way how I feel Roman is running our club! It's not right!!

I for one, certainly will be!!

and if we get Benitez, look who he'll be attracting... more shit former Liverpool players! We've already got Torres and Meireles!

£89 million... wow! What could you do with that money??

it's because people like Ron "The Worm" Gourlay don't know how to fucking run a football club!

Essien is the biggest utility player we have.. we can't get rid of him!

That's your true, honest, feeling.. and I respect that! ... But I get so wound up when people start blaming players like Lampard, Terry and Cole for sacking the manager because of some ridiculus misunderstanding... and then suddenly, they're saying bad things about them, like "fuck off out of our club" ... Some people have forgotten that these were the players who gave us the glory days... silverware... happiness... domination! I'll never forget those happy moments when I was a Chelsea fan, and for that, I give them respect, not hatred!

"You want your club fucked even more? ... I'm your man!"

FINALLY!!! About time someone posted something positive... well done son! KTF

We might as well have plastic supporters then!! I've been supporting Chelsea Football Club all my life, and we've been in worse situations than this one! Just be glad we're in the top half of the Premier League, and not in the relegation zone!

Some of the comments I have to read in this thread are just utterly atrocious... as a life-long fan of the club, I am appauled! Some of you people need a reality check... I don't care what situation the club is in! We could have lost every single one of our games up until now and I'd still support the club! Chelsea is in my blood, and it's my religion, and I will stop at NOTHING... until the club is back to the way it's meant to function... winning games! Win or Lose, Up the Blues!!

Do NOT under any circumstances trust what this man says!!

Get these fucking men back!! Enough Said!

This is more than just a kick in the teeth... this is more like a vicious kick in the balls that we can't get up from because the pain is totally unbearable!!

You know what this means now don't you? A hell of a lot of players will be thinking about their futures at our club, especially Mata, who was inspired to come to Chelsea because of AVB.. I have a feeling some of the players are going to get fed up, and leave as early as possible.. I'm not saying that's a definite possibility, but it's a BIG fear of mine right now! It's because our board have no fucking clue how to run a fucking football club! We've disposed of more managers in 7 years than any other Premier League club! So who's next? Benitez!? He couldn't even manage a Sunday league club! He wouldn't last one month! I don't even know what to think anymore... we're in a morbid run of form, and we've just sacked another manager... we are in a complete mess! Fuck this shit!

Mourinho is the only man who can save us now!

He's gone! So where do we go from here?