chrismada9

All I know about this game is..... it's me against the family again

the mind games have started already

For a second I thought that looked like a...... never mind, I know it's a lump of celery

They still have Silvestre and Toure, and Fabianski who impressed against Villarreal, so I'm not seeing this as an advantage. It's still going to be hard for us.

I have no idea!!

I couldn't find the "east stand east stand" sub forum, so I opted to post this dedicated song in here instead..... BRANISLAAAAAAV IVANOVIC OH BRANISLAV IVANOVIC HE FUCKED 'EM UP IN LIVERPOOL OH BRANISLAV IVANOVIC (this is sung to the KTBFFH song)

His hair looks like a kitchen mop, Torres, Torres He does Alonso up the arse, Torres, Torres He such a wanker on the pitch He is Carvalho's little bitch Fernando Torres is a fucking prick sounds bad I know!!

I'm never buying anything from Dominoes again O_o Sorry but that is just gross and unhygenic.. I hope he got fired

HAHAH!! Hilarious :lol:

Just thank our lucky stars there aren't any Arsenal players in there!!

Chelsea just finished a pulsating football match 4-4 with Liverpool, and now we have to play Arsenal at Wembley It doesn't get any easier does it??

It's not the PFA awards it's "the best player at Manchester United" award ... pff biased cunts!

Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool CJ's order of events 52nd minute - Drogba scored, CJ jumps in delight, he thinks we're back in it 57th minute - Alex scores a fantastic free kick, CJ shouts "OOOOHH WHAT A GOAL!!!!" the two goal lead is restored 76th minute - Lampard scores to put Chelsea in front, CJ jumps around like a fucking madman "GET IN THEEEREEE!!!! GET IN THEEEEERRRREEEE!!!!" Dad tells CJ to calm down 81st Minute - Lucas pulls one back for Liverpool, CJ's head falls into his hands and says "oh fuck no!!" Dad says, "Liverpool won't get another one" 82nd minute - Why can't Dad keep his mouth shut!!! Dirk Kuyt scores to put it 4-3 to Liverpool. CJ's heart is just about to explode as his teeth sink into its muscle!! OH MY GOOODD!!!! Clive Tydlesley says "comback kings", Blood pressure is beginning to turn into volcano temperature for CJ 89th minute - Is it over??? Lampard SCORES AGAIN!!! off both posts and in. CJ runs to his stair banisters and starts crying. Chelsea surely have done it!! SURELY!!!! Dad raises his voice at CJ.... "CALM DOWN!!!" 3 minutes of stoppage time - CJ's heart is still beating like a pinball in a bottle of water.. still thinks Liverpool can snatch another two!! FULL TIME - CJ punches the air and prays to the lord "THANKYOU GOD!!!!!" The Aftermath: CJ thinks that his body feels so cooked after the match that he decides to take a shower in order to cool him down. The moral to the order of events? ............. FUCKING GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If we don't step up a gear in the second half then I can see Liverpool running away with this We need to get out of fucking bed because the alarm clock hasn't gone off yet And Drogba coming off with a so called "injury" is bad for us. No power in the air in attack, no dropping of the shoulder away from Jamie Carragher business. Just shitty Nicolas Anelka who couldn't hit a wardrobe door with a Grenade Launcher. GET A FUCKING GRIP Chelsea!!!!! I'm going back downstairs

I'm just waiting for Drogba11CFC to serve up his F Bombs

45 minutes to go, and Liverpool only need one more goal..... and they're playing like gods FUCKS SAKE Chelsea WAKE UP!!!

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING SHIT!!! Chelsea proving once again why defending set pieces is not their speciality absolutely SHIT first half, Liverpool are 100% better than us

Hej Johannes välkommen till webbplatsen!! enjoy it here

True, but what about Cech's performance??

Good, well, you know when to use them

You know, this really scares me for the Liverpool Game: * Cech having a bad last 20 minutes * very sloppy defending * 3 coals conceded in the space of 10 minutes * No John Terry Liverpool are going to have a field day!

I'd have Robben back any day of the week!!

How about £40 million + Alex for Sergio Aguero or we keep Alex, it's their choice really

This is a fantasy signing, not a reality one I'd rather get Pavlyuchenko instead.......wait....... he's rotting away at Sp*rs so let's not bother

I thought Essien was being rested!