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This speaks to me actually... :mellow: * Claudio Ranieri couldn't speak a word of English before he was appointed as manager after Chelsea threw away a 2-0 lead against Leicester City at Stamford Bridge.... He didn't win any trophies * Luiz Felipe Scolari was appointed and SkySports were bragging on about how amazingly well Scolari could "just about" speak English in his first press conference last year.... He got sacked after 5 months * Carlo Ancelotti just guaranteed AC Milan Champions League football and he doesn't even understand the term "Good Luck!".....? Surely we're not going to have a "can't speak English" hoodoo at Chelsea??? :mellow:

That's true, but Ballack has been a very sub-par player for me this season. He hasn't been at his best, and we need to get rid of some old players, and bringing in younger ones. I agree with Relic, the money at the club should go towards a quality young player, and not focusing on keeping our older ones. The sooner we sign Sergio Aguero the better!!

See you at the Bridge Carlo :mellow:

Thank God! Much as I respect David Beckham, I don't want him at Chelsea. It'll be yet another flop on the golden oldies front!!

Essien won't want to join a UEFA Cup side and we don't want to dispatch a younger player for an older one simple

Ancelotti on his way to Stamford Bridge — with £50m Aguero Ancelotti could be joined by £50m Argentine Aguero Carlo Ancelotti is set to be unveiled as Chelsea's new manager this week and the FA Cup winners will make a further statement of intent by stepping up their pursuit of £50million forward Sergio Aguero. Ancelotti is expected to confirm his intention to move to Stamford Bridge after his current employers, AC Milan, complete their Serie A season against Fiorentina. Chelsea also believe they have overtaken Inter Milan and former manager Jose Mourinho in the race to sign Atletico Madrid's Argentine star Aguero, one of the hottest properties in world football. Sources in Italy insist Ancelotti will take up the reins at Chelsea this week, with the only doubt being about precisely when he will start work. If sacked he could, in theory, take over tomorrow but if he resigns the clubs are likely to spend the day discussing compensation and so delay his arrival until Tuesday. Ancelotti, who will rely on former AC Milan team-mate Ray Wilkins to help him settle in after his efforts to bring in backroom staff from Italy were foiled, is said to have agreed a three-year contract worth almost £5m a year, with a bonus of nearly £1m more for every major trophy he wins. To help him do that, Chelsea are moving closer to signing Aguero, the Argentina international who would help provide the flair owner Roman Abramovich craves. The 20-year-old is almost certain to leave Atletico Madrid this summer and join the club's previous idol, Liverpool's Fernando Torres, in the Premier League. -------------------------------------------------------- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...50m-Aguero.html --------------------------------------------------------

oh get fucking lost!!

Happy Birthday BLS!!

Welcome back Kez!! Good to see you back on here! I follow up what yougs said... I'm sorry about the loss

*GASP* MAKA!!

Cheers Alex!

ASHLEY COLE!!!

FUCKING KALOU!!

Jose Mourinho: "All you need is a group of strong players - not a Hollywood star"

I wasn't going to post this but I thought, fuck it why not.... just for your enjoyment, I thought I would Here's me doing kickups showing off the new shirt!

I'd rather see Chelsea, or AIK Stockholm or Plymouth Argyle win the Champions League than Man United winning it, or Barcelona. I hate both teams for different reasons. or how about a group of 11 referees make up a team and play Manchester United instead, because I bet that they would deserve a place, and Tom "bald cunt" Ovrebo would be their star player since it was him who thwarted our final dreams in the first place.

Here is my Chelsea shirt portfolio!! And Here's me in the 2009/10 jersey!

Well, for me, - I hope to get another holiday in Sweden, although money-wise that is a bit optimistic right now - I'm going to find me a decent job over the summer!

1 - Crank 2 - The Transporter 3 - Transporter 2 4 - Equilibrium 5 - Snatch

Tom "Cunt" Ovrebo should be the one getting charged by UEFA ¬_¬

Won't be an easy game, Sunderland will be battling to stay in the Premier League, while we will be preparing for the FA Cup Final, so our team won't even look first choice. Nothing at steak here. Although I would like to see us finish the League on a winning note. Prediction: Sunderland 1-2 Chelsea

Theresa Green ---> "Trees are Green" Imagine being called that every time

PISS OFF PLATINI YOU CURLY HAIRED FAT FRENCH CUNT!! :mad:

ahahaha oh my god I totally forgot that one!!