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Thank god Seamus Coleman is a right back! Because if he was going up against Ivanovic, it would be too much abuse for me to handle!

Add to that, develop a future leader in John Stones if we manage to get him!

Will be giving that a miss! Would rather edit videos!

If we play like the way we did without John Terry, what does that mean for the club's future?It's as if our club seems to rely heavily on JT's leadership.. that's definitely not a bad thing, but what if he either retires or.. dare I say it.. leaves on a free to a foreign club.. What does our future hold? I look at players like Cahill and Zouma, and they don'tt look like worthy captains at the moment. Zouma, give credit where it's due, but Cahill's form looks like it's dithering! The only solution is John Stones.. much as that being a rather, and I quote, "expensive idea"! Fuck Ivanovic.. he's certainly not worthy of taking up the captaincy if he's performing this laughable at the moment! How about I go on the pitch and be captain! At least I'd perform better!

I would be spewing out all sorts just like you, but I'm staying quiet about it. Still fuming, but I'll analyse something at least tonight!

I am absolutely appalled! Speechless even! If I feel up to it, I'll do my own analysis later tonight. I'm too furious to even give a shit at the moment!

Everton and Arsenal after this ... Just so we know! This is the worst start to a season I have witnessed in years!

I have no words!

What a fucking embarrassment we are!

Nope, that is Ivanovic trying to make amends of his shambolic start to the season, to which he is just embarrassing himself more!

This

Well for one thing, he can't fucking shoot...

Watching Chelsea at the moment is like getting an injection.. ..It may seem painful at first, but it'll be over before you know it! Willian and Fabregas are our big weaknesses in midfield going forward, Willian is too greedy going for a shot and he is absolutely abysmal at it, while Fabregas alongside Matic is makeshift, in that it's confusing to judge if he's there to offer support going forward, or if he's supposed to help Matic. His stamina simply cannot work both of those jobs at one time. He needs to be played more forward, and maybe have Ramires playing with Matic in the middle, because he boasts all that stamina! Fabregas, compared to Ramires is as slow as they come! As for Ivanovic.. I'm not kidding when I say, he seriously needs to retire while he is still able! What is there to say about him that hasn't already been said! Watching him is painful to my eyes!

Courtois what a save!! Palace should be 1-0 up easily ...

Martinez is a stubborn c*nt isn't he??

We're currently the only team in the top half of the table on negative goal difference!

Got it right in the Prediction League with this one! Happy with the win, but that was the sort of win that we'd grind out because things in the game didn't go our way at all.. .. Palace at home next, if we can somehow get a good win from that game, we can forget about the opening 2 games! Pedro was our star player out there today! Don't consider him a panic buy at all! Excellent signing.. I hope this means we'll never see Cuadrado ever again! And as for Ivanovic.. he was at his hilarious worst! Abysmal.. laughable.. embarrassing.. mediocre.. shit!

This is so painful to watch! Only positive to this, is if it stays like this, I would have perfectly predicted this score line in the prediction league!

Ivanovic just get the fuck out please!!!

Ivanovic again...

Fuck off Clattenburg!!!

Pedro was our best player on the pitch..... by a LONG margin! I know it's one half of football, but what a fucking signing he is! 1 goal, 1 assist

AZPI'S FIRST EVER GOAL!!!

Sorry but Ivanovic is abysmal, laughable, embarrassing!

Fucks sake! Sloppy defending AGAIN!!!