chrismada9

Am I the only one here who reckons we can get a win and from there, we start getting our form back! There's a little thing we have in this world called "faith", some people should try using some of it and see what can happen!

Absolutely spot on! If you're not gunna follow us for an entire game go fuck off and support a club in Manchester!

Is it not too late to sign Lampard from NYC on loan???

I don't even know what to say, feel, believe, do! This is no longer a crisis.. this is an apocalypse! How have players like Ivanovic and Fabregas stayed in this team?? How is it that Mourinho makes the decision to drop Matic rather than Fabregas and allow Ramires to hack down players to his heart's content?? How the fuck has this Chelsea gotten this bad in the space of 5 months! We have gone from Champions to Championship goers in the space of 5 months! Definitely not something I would say here on this forum, no... but I feel so obliged to express how I feel about this instant "downward spiral" that I feel like I need to say it. I will support Chelsea even if we lose every single game in the league from now.. but this kind of form is alien to me! I fear for Mourinho's job I really do! The Fall Of The Roman Empire is most certainly a thing at the moment!!

CHELSEA ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CLOWNS!!!!

I need to wake up from this nightmare I'm having... PRONTO!!

The Ramires - Fabregas combination just does NOT work, I'm sorry! First of all, Fabregas' work ethic is so slow and all he seems to do is play long passes that go nowhere and he expects Falcao to be there every time.. such lazy football. As for Ramires, it looks like he's trying too hard.. getting suckered into stupid tackles in and around the penalty area and he looks likely to get sent off. Dropping Matic is not the answer! We need to have Matic there as the guy who breaks up play, slows things down. Fabregas and Ramires have no idea how to do ANY of that. Not going to slate Ivanovic.. can't be bothered! I've run out of things to say!

Our attack: trying their best for once! Our defence: vulnerable, wilted and uninterested at times! Pretty much sums up that half for me!

Just fucking release him on a free transfer or something. Useless slow piece of shit!

Ivanovic ... Simply cannot defend and couldn't cross a ballot paper! Pedro ... absolutely abysmal attacking with the ball Fabregas ... slow, sluggish and poor. Zero creativity and overall didn't give two flying shits! As for the rest of them. Below par yet again! I genuinely cannot be bothered to construct further criticism because: 1) Mourinho will start Ivanovic regardless of what I say or what is said by anyone else 2) Fabregas will continue to play alongside Matic even though myself and pundits have picked up on the fact that he simply cannot play there because his creativity does not balance out with the box-to-box position! (In other words he can't tackle for shit!) 3) everyone will continue to blame each other because fucking no one is pulling their weight or even contributing to their roles on the pitch! Instead a massive dose of negativity flows through the entire squad! Drop Ivanovic and Fabregas now, or we face a relegation battle! I'm dead serious... we are at a major risk of getting relegated straight after being champions if we do not sort out this fucking mess! Begovic and Willian however, clearly the best players, but that's like saying piss takes better than vomit!

PEDRO 4-1!!!

Falcao is the new Torres!

GET IN KENEDY!! 3-1 (I'm a bit late I know)

Walsall 1-2 Chelsea Done from another set piece right on the stroke of half time.. puts them back in the game too.. not good that!

Brilliant from Ramires!!! 1-0 Chelsea

Begovic Azpilicueta - Terry © - Zouma - Rahman Ramires - Matic Pedro - Oscar - Hazard Costa

The Fall Of The Roman Empire, that's what happening mate.. don't need to wake up you're not dreaming. What is shocking to notice, is that we have conceded the most number of goals of any team (12), and we have the worst goal difference! (-5) Pathetic!

Then drop Fabregas.. play Ramires with Matic for some games.. time to show a bit of tough love around the dressing room! It doesn't matter if your name is big in football.. if you're not pulling your weight for the team, you get dropped! Kiss goodbye to the Starting XI and say hello to a warm bench! Simple as that! By doing that, the squad will realise Jose is making changes and morale will suddenly flow around again! I've got a feeling he won't do it though, he'll play Ivanovic / Fabregas again just to piss us all off!

Exactly!! Time to start accepting responsibility and make changes where needed! Start by never playing Ivanovic again this season! Also, what happened to the idea of dropping players who simply aren't pulling their weight!! A bit of tough love needs to be in full force! Either start performing, or kiss goodbye to the Starting XI..

Back from my trip to London... okay where to start... I know!! WE ARE FUCKING SHIT!! First of all, JOSE IS STILL PLAYING IVANOVIC AT RIGHT BACK.. EVEN THOUGH IT'S QUITE CLEAR TO US FANS THAT HE IS PLAYING LIKE A CROCKED DONKEY IN A CLOWN SUIT.. it seems that all teams need to do, is play a pacy winger at left midfield, beat Ivanovic, cross the ball in and score! It's starting to become a running gag! Up until now, I have been supportive of Mourinho because I know he can turn this around, but IF HE PLAYS IVANOVIC NEXT WEEK AND HE IS THE SOLE CULPRIT OF MORE LEAKED GOALS, I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD BACK AT CALLING FOR HIS P45.. I'M GETTING UTTERLY SICK OF IVANOVIC'S LACK OF COMMITMENT IN OUR SQUAD EVERY WEEK!! It's crippling not just the defence, not just the entire team, but the mentality.. the thing that gives us confidence in every game, it's clear for all to see that there's none of that because of the above! As for the rest of the squad, just nothing! Played like school boys, like they have done so far this season. No flair, no organisation, no creativity, no pace, no leadership.. it seemed as though we were literally all over the fucking place defensively, and Everton throughout the game just slowly picked us off.. defended like warriors (Stones and all that), tired out our attack and finished us off at the end! Just like Man City, just like Palace. And what pisses me off the most, is that Jose refuses to accept our poor form, as if to say "yeah we're losing games but my tactics are not at fault".. YET HE PLAYS IVANOVIC WHO IS CLEARLY THE WEAKEST OF OUR ENTIRE SQUAD, AND THAT CLUBS CAPITALISE ON THIS WEAKNESS!! How about he just accepts RIGHT NOW... that he is clearly the culprit with some of our tactical setups, substitutions, and starting elevens. Time to start accepting responsibility Jose.. make changes NOW before the Arsenal game, or just GO!! I'm getting utterly sick of this poor excuse of a team showing the bare minimum, playing like a team battling to even stay in the top flight rather than the top trophies.. while we're still wearing the champions sashes on our shirts!! It's clear for all of us to see, this is the worst start to a Premier League season we have witnessed in years! This looks like the beginning of "The Fall Of The Roman Empire", and I'm starting to become sick of that thought! What the fuck is happening to my beloved Chelsea!? P.S: I voted Matic as MOTM because he scored! Rant over!! *Takes deep breath and breathes out* .. please be gentle.. I've had a shit day, I've been walking a lot, I'm tired, and I've been waiting to write this rant ALL day!!

Oh my

Could be worse.. it could be Coleman?

We've given in to a stubborn Roberto Martinez by signing this guy! Sorry but this has 'panic buy' written all over it!