jonaaibosk

Ok this is a bit of sick joke so I'll put it in a spoiler for those easily offended dont read it.

You started it. You said Drogba would beat Lukaku in a race

Do we have one of these? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it . She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.' Bob's funeral will be on Friday!

Lest we forget good old Albert Ferrer

Why do people always piss and moan, about players we sign, before they actually see them play in a Chelsea shirt. I hope Eto'o scores for fun and shuts all the doom and gloomers right up. Seriously I begin to wonder if some of the posters on here are in a constant state of depression. I've deduced that there's a large proportion of our fans who are wanton malcontents who will live out their lives in a permanent state of anger and frustration

Wizard of Oz surely, no?

Someone on here mentioned that a few days ago

Won't be long until you can quote me to make me look silly

looking more and more like this is the deal that we will be doing http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/424977/Chelsea-target-Samuel-Eto-o-says-goodbye-to-Anzhi-team-mates

Welcome to the club Willian. Looking forward to having 2 great players playing together on each wing

Or better still, we can just buy him back

Taken to extra time by Notts County after being 2-0 up. Funny wee team

Fair enough, I've picked you up wrong. FWIW I'm not saying it's a good thing that Torres is as bad as he is. He's definitely not as bad as he's being made out to be though. He has proved that he can do it on the best stage, he just can't do it any more. He's a total confidence player, and he's not had any confidence since about 2 years ago. Unfortunately for Torres, a confidence player isn't a luxury that we can afford. He'd do really well at a club like West Brom or Everton, he might even find his old form. It's a shame because at his best, at times he was unplayable, he'll never recapture that IMO though

Not really. Just because we strive to have the best players at our club doesn't mean that clubs outside the top 6-7 only employ "ridiculously bad" players Benteke Michu Baines Fellaini Pienaar Begovic Cabaye Ben Arfa Remy Lovren Shaw Ramirez There is just a short list of players outside of the top 6-7 clubs that you could never class as "ridiculously bad" I'm sure there is plenty more

Ah, my bad.

Other than the top 6 or 7 teams, Torres would walk into any team in the Premier League. He's not Chelsea class, but to call him a Championship player is a rather large over exaggeration

I stopped reading at this point

That's not fear then. It's being clever. It works both ways. You can't say that Jose playing defensively so that we didn't lose was a brilliant plan and then say Moyes playing defensively was through fear because they'd get destroyed.

Whilst I agree, this deal looks dead in the water now, IF it does end up happening, you may end up looking very silly when this post gets dug up and quoted several times. I agree with your point, but I'd never throw my eggs into a basket and proclaim it until the window was shut........ Similarly, I guess you could quite easily quote this post and make me look silly if it doesn't happen

You didn't play that well. RVP was nullified all night. Young and Valencia did nothing of note whilst on the park. Welbeck missed a clear cut chance wildly. Jones, Evra and Rooney were about your only players who deserved pass marks. I'm not saying we played better, because we didn't, but...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0qsi1z4Fi8 if you thought that you played any better than we did.

Last nights performance just reinforced how delighted I would be if we got Rooney. He'd fit in at Chelsea perfectly

I still don't think you're getting it. I didn't think you were being an asshole in the welcome thread. I was merely using that as an example. What in saying is it came across like you were belittling my post therefore I felt you were acting like an asshole. I don't think you're an asshole though, I want to make that clear. Jokes are fine by me, like I say, it's only the Internet. I'm willing to bet that at some point down the line I'll act like an asshole to someone, everyone has a little asshole in them (that' doesn't sound creepy at all) Lets just chalk this one down to a bit of miscommunication and move on

I didn't say you were an asshole, hell, I even said that I liked you. I just said if you want to ACT like an asshole then you have to accept being treated like one. Exhibit A Ok so you said Dick and not asshole, but there's not much difference. I'll say it again though, I like you I'm not here for a fight. Clearly just miscommunication, it happens, written word can be hard to interpret. Relax, it's only the Internet.

Given the fact that you are using other players playing badly to defend KDB. I will ask, why do you feel that it's fair game for you to give me attitude, given the sarcastic way you ended your original reply, but then go all defensive when I call you out? When I joined here you were one of the first to welcome me and mentioned I'd have to get used to you, to be honest I generally agree with your posts and enjoy reading them and I'm not really here for a fight but there has to be consistency. If you want to be able to act like an asshole then you have to be able to accept getting treated like one. The fanboy comment was tongue and cheek and was merely used to give you a taste of your own medicine. Love you xxxxx