Arjen Robben 55 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Kenny Dalglish flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Dalglish gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes.The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.''Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such a great time.'The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.''Sorry?!!!Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan 17,956 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 It would be much funnier if the losing side wasn't Chelsea get there Man United, Arsenal or Tottenham and the joke is complete Still, though, quite good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Lol funny, but i predicted you were going to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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