Grillinnap

66% possession in favor of Valencia. This better not happen against City.

RAMIRES! Drogba has been spectacular tonight.

Was there a pregame Anelka tribute that I missed?

DROGBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No announcers

Good luck Alex, and Anelka!

That got me curious. Nothing was happening. I passed the ball to Essien to try to get the commentators to say something about him. And then I scored a goal using him. Still nothing. How did that happen in your game? Happy birthday, Michael! Get well soon. We need you back.

Great game. Let's hope this carries over to the Valencia match.

LOL Sturridge. "FINALLY!"

Blame Kalou

Wow, Krul.

Torres looked like he needed to go to the restroom badly while sitting next to Lamps.

Damn optical illusions

Yes. What I meant was Luiz seems to be at the wrong place at the wrong time a lot.

Fuck yeah Drogba

Fucking Luiz. He's like a disaster waiting to happen.

Is this a two-leg match?

Of course, we don't score when the net is wide open.

What a wasted cross.

I'm done

Fuck me

Who says Luiz can't defend?

It's not worth commenting, but it's worth reading other people's comments. Quality comedy.

Horrible penalty by Carroll. Straight down the middle. Thank God.

That guy behind her really wanted to murder her as soon as she said "Go back to Ni****agua."