The Skipper

Well, hopefully people stop overrating our squad now.

First time since Sept 2007 that we've failed to have a shot on target in the Premier League. Jose's gonna love that.

Romeu can't do what Herrera did today, completely different players.

What a depressing day.

Can't expect much from Swansea. The fact that United win today is good in a way for us - they have more reason to fight for top four now, and Spurs still have to play them.

Willian just came on the pitch and is already walking.

This is why we need another superstar forward by the way. You man mark Hazard and it's difficult for us to be effective in the final third. Looks like it'll be a huge win for Jose.

Spurs have a harder run in than us.

Luis doesn't look fit at all to me, hasn't done for weeks.

Kante the only player that's played well today.

I feel like the players simply haven't turned up today. United far more up for it than us. Early goals helped too. We aren't good at chasing a game.

Luiz can't deal with Rashford's pace.

He actually took off Matic? Wow. Kante's the only guy that turned up today.

Costa actually can't pass the ball.

What's the formation? Can't seem to figure it out really.

We need Fabregas on the pitch now. We need extra finesse in our game going forward. Begovic is so damn rusty, the goals were really soft to concede. We haven't actually tested DDG have we?

Mourinho has outclassed Conte tactically here.

Don't understand why we aren't pressing more. Allowing United way too much time on the ball. Looks like Rashford remembers what he's about as well.

Rumours that he's going for a back 6 (Jose).

I genuinely think Alonso is better than Alba. Alba isn't a great fullback.

Funnily enough he's convinced some United fans to act like this as well. It's almost like a cult following.

I would, he's a good player.

Jesus, this man has a problem...

Well, I expected Spurs to beat B'mouth quite comprehensively tbh. It's from next game week onwards where they'll start facing teams that can actual make them drop points. Sure, they're in good form, but you've got to be kidding if you think they won't drop points in their last 6 games. I bet they will.

If we're looking for good english talent we should have a look at Nathan Redmond. Very intelligent, would make a superb squad player.