Manuf

and you even have the lotion prepared :eyebrows:

yet you still manage to hold an erection

aren't those upside down living folks clever

he might be smiling but the truth is that he'll go home and make a voodoo doll of Lamps and burn it while drinking whiskey and smoking a cigar. then he'll laugh with his Senegal deep accent "HAHAHAHA YOU'RE LEAVING AND I'LL TAKE ALL THE PENALTIES OF THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

OMG DEMBA IS SO SWEET AND CHEERFUL. CONTESTANT FOR THE NO 1 CUTEST CHELSEA PLAYER. COMPETITION IS HARD AS MATA IS LEADING WITH THE HUGE GAP! the bit about "if I could do as half as Didier has done" or the "i know he's the main man, that i'm fourth or fifth, so i have to wait and i'll get one myself" :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

i wish i could enter TC one day without all those accountants of our club sticking around. fucking creepy. throwing wages everywhere and knowing every fact :/

oh ffs, celebrate the victory. fuck the penalties. hope Lampard goes over 202 and Ba scores 10 hat tricks. It's great to see "top scorers - RVP, SUAREZ, BA - CHELSEA"

i'm not saying he didn't, but the 2nd one was kind of "yeah, it's 6* up, now you can take it" *cant exactly remember which one was the 2nd penalty besides, Lamps is known for being kind of egoistic when it comes to penalties. he was fighting with Di Canio as well.

well... he kind of didn't, but well. who remember all of those 8 goals. let Frankie take it. he's the penalty taker and that's it. if he managed to break the goal record at our club, he would forever cement his place as Chelsea's greatest.

he gets abuse for his behaviour. nobody says anything about his personal life. @Spike Spiegel made a mistake about his wife and it wasn't a huge abuse, he made a referance to his sex life, inmature but funny enough. i slate him because he showed many times how deep in his ass he carries our club. all he cares about is his own interest. it's not like I abused you for defending Torres. I mocked the way some people believe in Nando here, so calm the fuck down.

WE WANT YOU TO STAY! WE WANT YOU TO STAAAY! FRANKIE LAMPARD! WE WANT YOU TO STAY!

couldn't believe he was only 17. i'm getting old

"ye.. whatever. i just need a game rest. he's just a sub... fucking lucky.. puta.."

that song still hurts, mate

right? i understand you, mate. how plastic are they? we should stick to Torres. he carried us through thick and thin. it it wasn't for him we wouldn't have had the succes we had. DEMBA OUT! WE DONT CARE ABOUT DEMBA! WE DONT CARE ABOUT US! ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS TORRES FC! BULKED SENEGAL STRIKER! YOU'RE JUST A BULKED SENEGAL STRIKER! BULKED SENEGAL STRIKEEER! YOU'RE JUST A BULKED SENEGAL STRIKER! ONE FERNANDO TORRES! in 9th min.

gem of a player. most impressive from the saints.

SUPER, SUPER FRANK SUPER, SUPER FRANK SUPER, SUPER FRANK SUPER FRANKIE LAMPARD! SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP! ROMAN! SIGN HIM UP! QUE SERA SERA! WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE! WE'RE GOING TO WEMBERLEY! QUE SERA SERA! love our away fans!

SO, THAT'S A STRIKER, RIGHT? HAVE NOT SEEN THAT IN A LONG TIME. btw. look how happy the team is with someone actually being up top

DEMBA BA DEMBA BA NANAANANANAA

he uses glasses for a reason but i bet even a blind person would have dropped him. he's fat but not stupid. well, not THAT stupid. BTW I DONT RATE DEMBA, HE HAS YET TO WIN "THE CORNER" TO GET A PLACE IN STARTING ELEVEN

OMG HE SCORED A GOAL FANTASTIC PLAYER BALLON D'OR!!@#!@#!@$R!

i doubt it would have gone in if it wasnt for that tap in. defender was ready to kick it off.

HAHAHAAH DEMBA

FAT SPANISH WAITER

Moses is rather average..