Le Saux Solid Crew

You don't get searched you don't have to hand your phone and cash over if you don't want to, although they do encourage it, if you'd ever worked in the hospitality sector before you'd know they have to take your bags and lock them up otherwise someone could just walk off with it. "Less security in prisons"? Don't be a nonce. You honestly don't get that many (only ever encountered maybe two) drunk people, and where I work you often get the Chelsea pensioners who are nice and talkative. You make it sound like a sleezy nightclub on a Friday night. Prick.

I work there in Champions Bar on Matchday and it's not how you've described it at all, unless you've worked it yourself don't be a beg and slag off other people's work. Moron.