prison v work

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Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time

In an 6X6 cubicle / office

@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and

You have to pay for it

@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for

Good behaviour

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You must often carry a security card

And open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ WORK

You get your own toilet

@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with

Some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak

To your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from

Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting

To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.