The Holy monk

Mister Gigi Becali is a good person, stop saying bad things about him. He comes once a month to a monastery I usually go to and he makes substantial donations without asking anything in return, except some alone time with the sheep because he really loves sheep. It is said that some of the sheep commit suicide soon after so this is proof that he is a holy man and the sheep have been enlightened by his holiness and do not wish to be a part of this cruel world any more. They seek the afterlife, where they will party for all eternity with 7 virgins....7 hills of virgin grass I mean. To make things even clearer, Mr. Gigi only allows the cleanest of the sheep in his bedroom and he especially asks for the wool from their behind to be trimmed (in order for them to not get feces on it, I guess, because Mr. Gigi feeds them the finest grass inside his bedroom...I think). He needs the sheep so he can keep in toosh with nature before he goes to sleep. There is no holier person than Mr. Gigi so don't be mean!

Chelsea, sa-i sugi pula lu Dumnyezo!!!